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HomoSabean: I'm really screwed. |
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HomoSabean: The biggest player on my team is about to be indicted and thrown in prison, very possibly erasing his entire career from the record books. |
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HomoSabean: Even if he does manage to stay out of jail for the entire season his crippled ass is going to be in a wheelchair by the all-star break. |
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HomoSabean: AND EVEN IF that old fool sells his soul to the devil and hits 50 something homeruns this year we won't be able to play our starters half the time due to the relentless onslaught of D-cell batteries coming from our road games. |
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HomoSabean: A lesser man gives up here, Brian. This is where you shine and others whine. You just need to identify what problems your team has right now that the market can help you fix inexpensively. |
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HomoSabean: Pitching sounds good to me. |
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HomoSabean: I guess I could try to set up some negotiations with a few Japanese teams, they sure seem to have plenty of pitchers who want to play here. |
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HomoSabean: Oh I don't know. What should I do Barry? |
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LicenseToPills: get more barrys or give barry more money |
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HomoSabean: Barry Zito? That's a great idea. |
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LicenseToPills: i meant give me more money |
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HomoSabean: We'll have to make an offer that no one else is willing to match, though. San Fran isn't exactly the pinnacle of competitive baseball today. |
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LicenseToPills: man you never let me pitch how come these guys are making all the big cash last time i checked i was still smashing taters off them bitches |
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HomoSabean: Damnit, give me that. /snatches $126,000,000 |
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LicenseToPills: do me a favor that shit fell off a truck |
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