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ILOVECASHMAN:
/raps keys on adding machine |
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WinBenSteinsBrenner: Ok, what's the damage? |
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ILOVECASHMAN: Well, according to my calculations, the current roster is worth about 160 million dollars. |
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WinBenSteinsBrenner: Chump change. |
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ILOVECASHMAN: Well, yeah, but the New York Post is saying that our payroll is at 207.2 mill. I don't see what I could be missing. |
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**Online Host** homosexual_rod has entered the chat room talking on a cell phone |
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homosexual_rod: CHOLO I CALL YOU BACK EN A MINUTE THEES PIECE A JUNK GOING LOCO
/shuffles through dozens of cell phones, chooses a gold and pink one |
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ILOVECASHMAN: Ah, here it is. It looks like ARod's cell phone bill was shuffled in between Ruben Sierra's old contract and a turkey on rye. |
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SierraMissed: I believe the deal included bacon, but I suppose this will suffice. |
