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I_Tripped_NFL: So then I says to WNBA, I says, "Your logo looks like it got Steve Nash in it."

u_belong_at_MLB's: hawhawhaw good one

I_Tripped_NFL: Oh shut up, your head looks like a bird.

u_belong_at_MLB's: it does not

wait how does it look like a bird

no it doesn't

I_Tripped_NFL: Yes it does. Look at you! You look like a big old bird squawking at your egg!

I_Tripped_NFL: You've got to give yourself a redesign or something. Your logo has to make sense. I mean, take me for instance. Being a shield has its benefits. But if someone hits you with a sword you're fucking dead.

u_belong_at_MLB's: so is there like some marauding visigoth that goes around emptily hacking and slashing at abstract concepts

I_Tripped_NFL: Well, there's Skip Bayless.

u_belong_at_MLB's: touche

so anyway, i've come to the conclusion that you and i are much alike!

I_Tripped_NFL: Pff, you wish.

u_belong_at_MLB's: no really, it's true! i have proof!

u_belong_at_MLB's: in this article the author describes the parallels as "eerie"

u_belong_at_MLB's: it starts by talking about how there are black coaches in the super bowl and how there have been black managers in the world series!

I_Tripped_NFL: Oh God, let's not talk about that. I work my ass off for a whole season providing great football for everybody, and all the media wants to do is spew out racist bullshit. Black people being successful? Well I never!

u_belong_at_MLB's: yeah but anyway check this out

u_belong_at_MLB's: it talks about how a good football player made it to the super bowl after a few years in the league. meanwhile a good baseball player made it to the world series after a few years in the league!

u_belong_at_MLB's: coincidence i think not!

oh and check out this excerpt

u_belong_at_MLB's:

" Ironically enough, the Colts are the NFL's version of the 2004 Red Sox, having staged a historic comeback in their third postseason try against an archnemesis to finally reach the big one. The Pats had Indy's number in the 2004 and 2005 postseasons, and the Yankees topped Boston in the 1999 and 2003 American League Championship Series."

u_belong_at_MLB's: it's ironical!

I_Tripped_NFL: Dude.

u_belong_at_MLB's: ok well check this out:

"Diehard Cardinals fans endured 24 years -- and three unsuccessful World Series appearances -- for their latest taste of championship glory. It's been 21 years since the Bears last captured a Super Bowl..."

u_belong_at_MLB's: 24 years? 21 years? both are kind of around the same time and both are multiples of 3

doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo!

I_Tripped_NFL: Wait, what was that? Was that supposed to be a song or something?

u_belong_at_MLB's: yeah it's the twilight zone music you dumbshoe

I_Tripped_NFL: Look, man. This is the stupidest thing I've ever read. I could construct a stronger argument if asked to identify the state of Nebraska with a desk lamp. And half his argument is "well maybe this will happen and if it does it will have established a flimsy and ultimately irrelevant support beam beneath this giant mansion of argument!"

u_belong_at_MLB's: jeez man you don't have to be so mean about it

i just wrote something i was proud of and wanted to show you was all

u_belong_at_MLB's: i mean i just figured that...i don't know...we were two peas in a pod or something. you know, best pals?

I_Tripped_NFL: /sigh

Sure. You know what, you're right. I'm sorry. Let me give this a read.

Wow. It says here that a player left his NFL team to join its rival. And look, a player left a baseball team to join its rival!

I_Tripped_NFL: That's so weird that they exhibit similar behavior! It's almost as though both sports are played by human beings from the same culture and of the same nationality and fill stadiums with people who watch them as they play with a ball on a field!

u_belong_at_MLB's: whooaa

did the da vinci code have a theme song and if so do you know how it went