JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Oh hey baby, look! It's Darryl Strawberry! I wonder what he's doing here. You've met Darryl, haven't you?

homosexual_rod: /clings

nnooooOOO...

JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Aw what's the matter?

homosexual_rod: BOIII IS THAT WHA JOO WANT

JeterJeterPumpkinEater: What?

homosexual_rod: OH BOI DON JOO ACK LIKE JOODONO

I SEE HIM OFER THERE

JeterJeterPumpkinEater: What about him? Why would I want him when I can have you?

homosexual_rod: WEEEEELL

BOI JOO WAN A NICKER IS THAT IT

JeterJeterPumpkinEater: A what???

homosexual_rod: A NICKER! JOO WANNA BE WITH A NICKER INSTEAT OF aRAH!

I SAW THE WAY JOO LOOK A HIM WHEN WE WEN TO SEE THE NICKER GAME AH THE GARTEN!

JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Oh...OH! Knicks? Is that what you mean? When we drove across gtown to see the Knicks game?

homosexual_rod: YAH JOO SILLY GOOS!

JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Oh, he doesn't play for the Knicks! He used to play for the Yankees. Come on, baby, just because he's a black guy doesn't mean he plays basketball.

homosexual_rod: wwwwhhhHAAAA

/slap

DON JOO CALL HIM BLAG HE'S A AFRIGAN AMERIGAN JOO RASIS PIECE A SHIT

JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Ow! God, baby? Why don't you just throw me theatrically into a crowd of innocent fans, endangering them for the sake of catching a foul ball, while you're at it?

homosexual_rod: OH BABY *tsk* DID I HURD JOO

JeterJeterPumpkinEater: No, no, it's fine. Come on, let's go say hi to Darryl. Be good.

homosexual_rod: ogaayyyYY

StrawberryWhine: Oh hey guys, how's it going?

JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Alright.

homosexual_rod: ARIIIIIGHHH

JeterJeterPumpkinEater: /gasp

homosexual_rod: /GASB

JeterJeterPumpkinEater: One two three four five six seven eight nine ten jinx!

homosexual_rod: WAN TOO TREE FORR E-FIVF SEEKS SEFEN EY NINE TEN JINGS

JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Baby, it's 5. Not E-5.

homosexual_rod: BAH THEY ALWAYSS SAY ON THE LOWSPEAGER THA

JeterJeterPumpkinEater: I know, I know. Just-- I'll explain later.

So what are you doing here, man?

StrawberryWhine: Well, I'll be 45 before the 2007 season starts, so they're trying to sign me to a spot in their rotation.

But actually, I was hoping I'd run into you guys.

StrawberryWhine: I know that Alex has been having a tough time in New York since he got here, and I think you should be there when times get tough. You two really just need to embrace each other.

JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Embrace? Like, hug him?

StrawberryWhine: Well, I mean, yeah.

JeterJeterPumpkinEater: I know you're just trying to help, and I appreciate it, but...come on, why bunt when you can hit a grand slam? You know what I mean?

StrawberryWhine: No.

homosexual_rod: OHHHH BOI JOO MISSINK OUT

JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Yeah he is! There's nothing like hitting a grand slam...

homosexual_rod: AN THEN aRAH COMPS FROM BEHINE JOO AN HITS ANOTHER GRAN SLAMP

StrawberryWhine: Two grand slams in a row? Look, that's not even possible.

JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Ohhhhh yes it is.