By Jon - 12-20-05
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  **OnlineHost** You have entered the New York City chat room.
pr0ff3s0r_f4rnsw0rth:   it's time for burly kyle farnsworth to check out this city so i can find its weak spots and magic-touch ninja kick it to icy hell
pr0ff3s0r_f4rnsw0rth:   /walks to subway station
pr0ff3s0r_f4rnsw0rth:   sup jared i'll have one ticket for the subway if you please
pr0ff3s0r_f4rnsw0rth:   /waits
pr0ff3s0r_f4rnsw0rth:   how the bitch do you start this thing
pr0ff3s0r_f4rnsw0rth:   /waits
pr0ff3s0r_f4rnsw0rth:   i've heard of an abandoned inoperative subway system but this is ridiculous
**OnlineHost** Subway operators are on strike.
pr0ff3s0r_f4rnsw0rth:   what the hell are you spitting out you fucking hominid speak english
**OnlineHost**   The New York City public transit system is currently out of service.
pr0ff3s0r_f4rnsw0rth:   well i was going to ride the subway to my destiny but i suppose i could steal some old lady's bike
pr0ff3s0r_f4rnsw0rth:   at least i won't have to sit next to a bunch of cocksnorting orwellian gaywads
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RockYourMother:   123456789ten jinx