The Dugout
By Jon - 12-6-06
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**OnlineHost** You have entered the Winter Meetings chatroom.

BeaneBall: All right, do we have the PowerPoint working? Okay, good.

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BeaneBall: Okay, gentlemen. For the first lecture in our series of winter meeting seminars I'd like to present to you the science of Moneyball.

BeaneBall: This is a guy playing baseball.


BeaneBall: But then, suddenly, MONEYBALL!

HendryHuggins: Wait, could you go over that again? I missed the part where moneyball.

BeaneBall: Hold all questions until the end, please.

Anyway.

BeaneBall:

Life in the workplace can be hectic!

omar_goodness: can it ever!!!

BeaneBall: And in today's fast-paced business world, sometimes you can find yourself in...hot water!

SlowLerner: its like you have a hidded camera inside of my brain

**OnlineHost** LicenseToPills has entered the chatroom.

LicenseToPills: hello ladies

BeaneBall: Excuse me, Mr. Bonds. Can I help you?

LicenseToPills: yep! i have a big announcement to make.

LicenseToPills: i have decided to make myself available on the free-agent market and play for another year.

/gestures to projector

may i

BeaneBall: Um...sure. I was struggling with how I was going to tie in clip art of a stick figure running on a hamster wheel anyway.

**OnlineHost** LicenseToPills wants to directly connect.
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LicenseToPills: let's run down my list of terms and conditions

/items display one letter at a time to racecar noises

LicenseToPills: firstly i demand that the docudrama "bonds on bonds" be returned to prime time television, i can't sleep unless people are filming me while i'm sleeping and broadcasting it to millions of people

LicenseToPills: second i would like you to also trade for jeff kent and make him hoist me on his shoulders and piggyback me around the bases whenever i hit a home run while i play his head like a tom-tom

LicenseToPills: thirdly you shall bring me a glass of red wine so i can wash down your organization's integrity and self-respect i will devour like so much delicious candy

LicenseToPills: well what say you

entire_room: /silent

LicenseToPills: ...

Cricket: /chirps

LicenseToPills: what the fuck it's winter there are no crickets in winter

go away cricket

LicenseToPills: ...

Tumbleweed: /roll

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LicenseToPills: oh that is just real fuckin cute