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**OnlineHost** You have entered the Winter Meetings chatroom. |
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BeaneBall: All right, do we have the PowerPoint working? Okay, good. |
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**OnlineHost** BeaneBall wants to directly connect. |
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**OnlineHost** BeaneBall is now directly connected. |
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BeaneBall: Okay, gentlemen. For the first lecture in our series of winter meeting seminars I'd like to present to you the science of Moneyball. |
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BeaneBall: This is a guy playing baseball.
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BeaneBall: But then, suddenly, MONEYBALL!
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HendryHuggins: Wait, could you go over that again? I missed the part where moneyball. |
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BeaneBall: Hold all questions until the end, please.
Anyway. |
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BeaneBall:
Life in the workplace can be hectic! |
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omar_goodness: can it ever!!! |
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BeaneBall: And in today's fast-paced business world, sometimes you can find yourself in...hot water!
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SlowLerner: its like you have a hidded camera inside of my brain |
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**OnlineHost** LicenseToPills has entered the chatroom. |
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LicenseToPills: hello ladies |
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BeaneBall: Excuse me, Mr. Bonds. Can I help you? |
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LicenseToPills: yep! i have a big announcement to make. |
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LicenseToPills: i have decided to make myself available on the free-agent market and play for another year.
/gestures to projector
may i |
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BeaneBall: Um...sure. I was struggling with how I was going to tie in clip art of a stick figure running on a hamster wheel anyway. |
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**OnlineHost** LicenseToPills wants to directly connect. |
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**OnlineHost** LicenseToPills is now directly connected. |
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LicenseToPills: let's run down my list of terms and conditions
/items display one letter at a time to racecar noises |
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LicenseToPills: firstly i demand that the docudrama "bonds on bonds" be returned to prime time television, i can't sleep unless people are filming me while i'm sleeping and broadcasting it to millions of people |
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LicenseToPills: second i would like you to also trade for jeff kent and make him hoist me on his shoulders and piggyback me around the bases whenever i hit a home run while i play his head like a tom-tom |
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LicenseToPills: thirdly you shall bring me a glass of red wine so i can wash down your organization's integrity and self-respect i will devour like so much delicious candy |
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LicenseToPills: well what say you |
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entire_room: /silent |
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LicenseToPills: ... |
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Cricket: /chirps |
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LicenseToPills: what the fuck it's winter there are no crickets in winter
go away cricket |
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LicenseToPills: ... |
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Tumbleweed: /roll |
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**OnlineHost** Tumbleweed has rolled 2 6-sided dice: 0 0 |
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LicenseToPills: oh that is just real fuckin cute |