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throwing_caple: Okay, next on the 2007 Hall of Fame ballot is... /skims through list |
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| YoQuieroDerekBell: hey the warden put me on temporary release for this shit so make it quick | |
| Hruby_FullyLoaded: hehehe what did you go to jail for? stealing all those bases?????? | |
YoQuieroDerekBell: no |
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| Hruby_FullyLoaded: well during your playing days you were a constant 20/20 threat! did you go to jail for harrassing barbara walters??????? | |
YoQuieroDerekBell: no i smoked crack now shut the fuck up before i pop a 'number 3' hole in your dome |
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| Hruby_FullyLoaded: oh jeez | |
YoQuieroDerekBell: yeah that's right you piss when you drink, you shit when you eat, and you push out brain juice when you come up with any more faggot-ass fuckin jokes |
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| Hruby_FullyLoaded: /hyperventilates | |
throwing_caple: All right, well, that's two strikes against you already. You're homophobic and through your words and actions you help to perpetuate untrue racial stereotypes. |
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throwing_caple: But to help your case, your numbers don't really deserve serious Hall consideration, and I'm prone to voting in people who have no business in the Hall of Fame. |
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YoQuieroDerekBell: right on |
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throwing_caple: And personally speaking, I'll always remember you for that time Joe Carter drove your car on the field and gave it away in a contest. |
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YoQuieroDerekBell: whoever won that jeep got about 900 pounds of yay for free |
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throwing_caple: Oh, and I wanted to ask you about this mugshot. |
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throwing_caple: Look at your mouth. Your head's tilted but your mouth stays completely level. You could probably hang pictures with that sucker. |
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YoQuieroDerekBell: do i strike you as the sort of individual who would hang a picture ever i mean, i batted .174 one year and refused to hit in spring training the next year because i felt i didn't need to prove myself. i retired early from a multimillion-dollar job and decided to drive 35 mph over the speed limit with a crack pipe in my car. do you really think i'm the sort of person to look at a wall and think to myself "this wall really needs sprucing up!" fuckin cracker i oughta |
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JokeHarder: /drives paddywagon into room WHEEEEHEEHEEHEEHEE WHO WANTS TO BUY DEREK BELL'S PADDYWAGON |
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WinBenSteinsBrenner: I'll give you $100 million for whoever's in the back. |
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