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bud_is_wiser: Gentlemen, I present to you the 2007 Hall of Fame ballot. Your duty as sportswriters will be to objectively determine who deserves to achieve baseball's highest honor. |
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throwing_caple: Is there a write-in ballot I can use? Can I vote in Dave Kingman's infant grandson? Can I vote in my award-winning book? |
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Hruby_FullyLoaded: can i vote for the olsen twins? heheheheh i can't wait until they turn 18 in negative 3 years because when they do i will have sex with them! |
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Hruby_FullyLoaded: imagine if wacko jacko played a sport wouldn't that be weird????? i bet he would play little league on account of all the children that are in little league |
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bud_is_wiser: Up for review first is Dante Bichette. I'm going to step outside because I hate you and don't like being around you. Mr. Bichette, the floor's all yours. |
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BichetteHitsTheFan: Hello, everyone. I'm very honored to be considered for the Hall of Fame. |
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throwing_caple: Bichette? Is that your real name? |
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Hruby_FullyLoaded: hawhaw it's like you're a girl bitch |
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BichetteHitsTheFan: I'm just as God made me, sir. |
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throwing_caple: All right, well, I'm looking at your stats. Didn't get 3000 hits. Didn't hit 500 home runs. I'm not really sure why your name hasn't been purged from the archives of human knowledge yet. |
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BichetteHitsTheFan: I know I'm a longshot. I suppose that if were to make a case, it would be that I was a member of the famed Blake Street Bombers and was synonymous with the early days of Colorado Rockies baseball. |
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BichetteHitsTheFan: By my own admission I probably haven't amassed the career it would take to earn a plaque in the Hall of Fame, but I feel it's appropriate and thoughtful to at least honor me by putting me on the ballot. |
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throwing_caple: Hey, what does your shirt say? |
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BichetteHitsTheFan: Oh, uh, hold on. |
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throwing_caple: Oh you're so in |
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Hruby_FullyLoaded: i'm going to get on page 2 and post an article that is that picture and maybe two sentences about "what would happen if dante bichette wore a really funny shirt?????" and nothing else |
