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| Soriano4_2004: So when do I get my Cubs stuff? This uniform is made out of ground-up Youppi! and it's pretty uncomfortable. | |
| PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey: Well, we've been overspending a little bit and we need to turn around and cut costs. How do you feel about wearing a barrel with suspenders? | |
| Soriano4_2004: Ha, well, as long as it has a Cubs logo on it, you'll hear no complaining from me! | |
| PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey: It probably won't. | |
Soriano4_2004: I see. Well, I wasn't too happy about having to play outfield last year, but I'm glad I get to start fresh in a new town and play some infield! |
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| PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey: Well...actually we signed free-agent baseball legend Mark DeRosa to play second. You're playing outfield again. | |
Soriano4_2004: Um, all right. Well at least I have left field to call my own! |
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| PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey: Actually, that reminds me. That's Ronnie the Woo-Woo Guy's territory. You're going to have to beat him out for a spot. | |
Soriano4_2004: Jeez. Well I'm a team player, I know what's expected of me. |
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| PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey: Good. One last thing. | |
| PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey: /kicks you square in the dick | |
Soriano4_2004: /doubles over in pain |
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| PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey: All right, well I'm gonna go yell at Mark Prior until he fractures his self-esteem bone. Later. | |
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Soriano4_2004: ugghhh /stumbles over to left-field bleachers |
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Soriano4_2004: So you're Ronnie Woo-Woo? |
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Soriano4_2004: Fuck! |
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lumberjacks_kerrywood: Don't let him get you mad. He's kind of a local celebrity around here. I mean, didn't you have any quirky fan celebrities in Washington? |
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Soriano4_2004: Well, yeah. There was this one guy who would buy a ticket like once every week or two and watch us play. |
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Soriano4_2004: That guy was off the fucking chain. |
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