bud_is_wiser: What?

/cracks open door

fLORIdA: /wobbles 1997 trophy

boil dripping beef fart sniffing bubble butt

fLORIdA: /wobbles 2003 trophy

someone has a severe ka-ka mouth, you know that

fLORIdA: /wobbles 1997 trophy

you are fart factory, cheesy, scab picked, pimple squeezing finger bandage, a week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side

fLORIdA: /wobbles 2003 trophy

you lewd crude rude bag of pre-chewed food dude

fLORIdA: BANGARANG

/repeatedly smashes trophies together until flags snap off

bud_is_wiser: What...

Whatever. Look, I'm not going in there. Would you just give this trophy to Mr. Girardi for me?

bud_is_wiser: You're shitting me. All right, here.

/rips off nameplate

Here's another Rookie of the Year award. See ya.

TheGreatIM: Hey. I have an interview with Mr. Loria at 3:00?

MeTrain: hole up lemme see if hes ready

/peeks through door

fLORIdA: /is sitting in nervous sobbing heap on floor surrounded by trophy fragments

RUFIO: I WISH I HAD A DAD LIKE YOU PETER PAN

MeTrain: yeah he's bout done

TheGreatIM: /clears throat

Mr. Loria? Is this a good time?

fLORIdA: /collects self

Why, uh, of course! As you know we're looking for a manager. What sort of experience can you bring to the table?

TheGreatIM: I can save you from a life of sin and lead you to eternity in Heaven. I can also guarantee playoff contention within three years on a payroll of under $20 million. In addition I am well-liked in Florida and the baseball community as a whole.

fLORIdA: You're fired.

TheGreatIM: Whatever. I've got an interview in Chicago to get to. Apparently Mark Prior shattered his femur while attempting to eat a Jolly Rancher and they'd like me to heal him.

MeTrain: ya save the lame and ya save ya brain