The Dugout
By Jon - 11-13-06
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LittellMissSunshine: WE'RE HERE ON LOCATION TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE "NUTTY BUDDY"

SaboToothTiger: i am a protective gear enthusiast!!! please tell me more

LittellMissSunshine: I HAVE NOT YET TOLD YOU ANYTHING ABOUT IT IN THE FIRST PLACE

SaboToothTiger: please tell me a little bit to begin with

LittellMissSunshine: IT'S SOMETHING YOU WEAR TO KEEP YOUR BALLS FROM EXPLODING WHEN THEY ARE HIT BY A BASEBALL

SaboToothTiger: well i tell ya one time i was hit by a jack clark line drive and if i were wearing goggles on my nuts they would not have gone blind

SaboToothTiger: when he rounded third he gave me a wedgie and called me "faggot"

SaboToothTiger: if i were wearing goggles on my soul it might not have been defeated

LittellMissSunshine: WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THOSE GOGGLES ANYWAY

/takes shot to nuts

YRRREEEEEERGH

SaboToothTiger: well if on the field of play i am ever asked to build a birdhouse i will be prepared

SaboToothTiger: or if i pass out and wake up on double dare and scott summers commands me to crawl through a giant nose full of snot i will be a ready freddy

LittellMissSunshine: WELL CHRIS LET'S TELL THEM SOME MORE ABOUT THE NUTTY BUDDY

LittellMissSunshine: WE HAVE THREE SIZES

LARGE = "THE BOSS"
MEDIUM = "THE HAMMER"
SMALL = "THE CHRIS SABO"

SaboToothTiger: aw man jeez c'mon man

LittellMissSunshine: YOU ARE A SMALL-NUTTED DORK CHRIS SABO

SaboToothTiger: aw-- aw man


/sobs

SaboToothTiger: /goggles fill up with tears

oh crap hold on can't see anything