SteakGrowsOnDmitri: /brandishes 2006 ALCS trophy runnin outta shit to smash |
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| DudeYerGettinADelmon: brah i feel raw bout damagin shit with trophies out here while our homeys rot in the pen | |
| SteakGrowsOnDmitri: who you wanna bust out | |
| DudeYerGettinADelmon: mumia | |
| SteakGrowsOnDmitri: we all know that muffuka killed that cop and is rightly incarcerated | |
| DudeYerGettinADelmon: that's true it's difficult to mount a viable defense to the contrary |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: how bout our boy doc gooden |
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| DudeYerGettinADelmon: let's do it up brah | |
| **OnlineHost** You have entered the Gainesvilla Correctional Facility chatroom. | |
| DudeYerGettinADelmon: man who woulda thought this jail would be 100% guarded by female security guards | |
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: fa real i was chokin bitches like bill buckner at a dog show |
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NotGoodenough: Dmitri? Delmon? What the hell are you guys doing here? |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: we comin to bust ya ass out |
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NotGoodenough: For the love of Christ, guys! I appreciate the thought, but I'm being released tomorrow! |
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| DudeYerGettinADelmon: and | |
NotGoodenough: And my life is in such shambles that I apparently am so certain that I'll start using drugs again that I told the judge that I'd rather spend seven months in jail than go on probation that would send me here for five years if I violated it. |
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NotGoodenough: So I'd appreciate it if you'd not give the authorities reason to cut into the, say, 12 to 18 months I have to enjoy as a free man before I inevitably get myself sent back here again. |
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DudeYerGettinADelmon: ... damn brah |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: ya uh ya got any bugles |
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NotGoodenough: No. |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: what bout gushers minis |
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NotGoodenough: This is a prison. |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: aw fuck brah we in the big house i caint die in here |
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| DudeYerGettinADelmon: aw fuck bust loose muffuka | |
| **OnlineHost** DudeYerGettinADelmon has hit NotGoodenough over the head multiple times with a baseball bat. | |
NotGoodenough: /gurgle |
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| DudeYerGettinADelmon: i would like to humbly apologize to this organization and my fans for this unfortunate incident | |
| DudeYerGettinADelmon: u lil bitch |
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