The Dugout
By Jon - 11-6-06
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: /stares
DudeYerGettinADelmon: /waits
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: /watches for sign
DudeYerGettinADelmon: /tugs ear
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: /flinches
DudeYerGettinADelmon: /tugs hat
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: /takes a lead
DudeYerGettinADelmon: /does that thing with your hands that makes them look like a vagina

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: run ya ass

/runs into convenience store

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: aight this a holdup where ya bugles

LadyCashier: The salted corn snacks?

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: what the fuck you think

LadyCashier: Actually, you don't have to hold us up! We have a special promotion today, and you're our 100th customer! You get 50 free boxes of Bugles!

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: /stares

LadyCashier: The display is right back there! Behind th

  **OnlineHost** SteakGrowsOnDmitri is choking the hell out of a lady cashier

LadyCashier: /knocked out

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: de-bo

/looks outside

DudeYerGettinADelmon: /is doing floating-sausage trick with index fingers

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: aw fuck po-po's comin

/run-waddles outside

DudeYerGettinADelmon: get in brah

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: haul ass

DudeYerGettinADelmon: brah where ya bugles

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: what

DudeYerGettinADelmon: ya bugles

where the fuck ya bugles

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: i dont know what that is

DudeYerGettinADelmon: you stupid as fuck

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: fuck you pass me the gat damn reduce fat cheezits

DudeYerGettinADelmon: brah we gotta quit this small time shit it dont pay
DudeYerGettinADelmon: didnt ya tigers win the al this year

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: yeah they told me i was the tigers mvp in the world series

DudeYerGettinADelmon: the tigers lost

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: yeeh

DudeYerGettinADelmon: ya didnt even play in it

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: yeeh

DudeYerGettinADelmon: well fuck brah lets debo they trophy
  **OnlineHost** A police siren is seen in the rear-view mirror.

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: aw fuck aw fuck

DudeYerGettinADelmon: aw fuck cram that shit

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: /eats entire box of reduced fat cheez-its in seconds

DudeYerGettinADelmon: stay cool shes gettin out

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: brah my belly bout to pop

DudeYerGettinADelmon: we aint gettin outta this one

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: stay cool i got this

/sneaks out of car

LadyCop: Hello, sir. I stopped you because you have a taillight out. I'll give you a warning this time, but you'll want to make sure you

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: splintercell bitch

 

**OnlineHost** SteakGrowsOnDmitri is choking the hell out of a lady police officer

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: aw shit

 

**OnlineHost** SteakGrowsOnDmitri is vomiting all over a lady police officer

LadyCop: /knocked out and covered in vomit

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: i aint ashamed to serve the lord