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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: /stares |
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DudeYerGettinADelmon: /waits |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: /watches for sign |
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DudeYerGettinADelmon: /tugs ear |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: /flinches |
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DudeYerGettinADelmon: /tugs hat |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: /takes a lead |
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DudeYerGettinADelmon: /does that thing with your hands that makes them look like a vagina |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: run ya ass
/runs into convenience store |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: aight this a holdup where ya bugles |
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LadyCashier: The salted corn snacks? |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: what the fuck you think |
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LadyCashier: Actually, you don't have to hold us up! We have a special promotion today, and you're our 100th customer! You get 50 free boxes of Bugles! |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: /stares |
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LadyCashier: The display is right back there! Behind th |
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**OnlineHost** SteakGrowsOnDmitri is choking the hell out of a lady cashier |
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LadyCashier: /knocked out |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: de-bo
/looks outside |
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DudeYerGettinADelmon: /is doing floating-sausage trick with index fingers |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: aw fuck po-po's comin
/run-waddles outside |
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DudeYerGettinADelmon: get in brah |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: haul ass |
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DudeYerGettinADelmon: brah where ya bugles |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: what |
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DudeYerGettinADelmon: ya bugles
where the fuck ya bugles |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: i dont know what that is |
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DudeYerGettinADelmon: you stupid as fuck |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: fuck you pass me the gat damn reduce fat cheezits |
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DudeYerGettinADelmon: brah we gotta quit this small time shit it dont pay |
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DudeYerGettinADelmon: didnt ya tigers win the al this year |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: yeah they told me i was the tigers mvp in the world series |
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DudeYerGettinADelmon: the tigers lost |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: yeeh |
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DudeYerGettinADelmon: ya didnt even play in it |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: yeeh |
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DudeYerGettinADelmon: well fuck brah lets debo they trophy |
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**OnlineHost** A police siren is seen in the rear-view mirror. |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: aw fuck aw fuck |
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DudeYerGettinADelmon: aw fuck cram that shit |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: /eats entire box of reduced fat cheez-its in seconds |
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DudeYerGettinADelmon: stay cool shes gettin out |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: brah my belly bout to pop |
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DudeYerGettinADelmon: we aint gettin outta this one |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: stay cool i got this
/sneaks out of car |
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LadyCop: Hello, sir. I stopped you because you have a taillight out. I'll give you a warning this time, but you'll want to make sure you |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: splintercell bitch |
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**OnlineHost** SteakGrowsOnDmitri is choking the hell out of a lady police officer |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: aw shit |
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**OnlineHost** SteakGrowsOnDmitri is vomiting all over a lady police officer |
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LadyCop: /knocked out and covered in vomit |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: i aint ashamed to serve the lord |