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GotayItOnTheMountain:
So, Coach. I'm reading a lot of
stuff about teams going out and making a bunch of exciting trades and
free-agent signings? Have we made any moves? |
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BuddyIcon: I'm
glad you asked!
Check it
out! |
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Ken_Harvey:
Doug Meintkiewicz? That guy's a jerk.
What kind of a dick to you have to be to play on a team that hasn't won
a World Series in almost a century, catch the Series-winning ball, and
just decide it's your right to keep it just because you happened to be
playing the right position on that particular play? |
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Ken_Harvey:
That's a bunch of lawyer bullshit. I
don't want him around. |
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**MikeSweeney** Come
on, guys. Let's keep it positive. Glad to meet you, Doug! |
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its_pronounced_meintkiewicz:
WHOO!
WHOOOOOOO |
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GotayItOnTheMountain:
Is that a real baseball? Sweet, we get a baseball this year! |
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BuddyIcon: Let's
be smart about it though, we don't want to get that ball all dirty.
Or lose it. No home runs, guys, as if that needed to be said. |
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BuddyIcon: I think we'd better
save the ball for regular-season games, and for practice we'll keep
using our golf ball wrapped in rags and newspaper. |
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Ken_Harvey:
So are you planning on ever putting that ball down? |
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its_pronounced_meintkiewicz:
WHOO!
NO |
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its_pronounced_meintkiewicz:
WHOO!
WANNA PLAY A WARMUP GAME!!!! RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW |
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**MikeSweeney**
Sounds great. Let's take the field, guys! |
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its_pronounced_meintkiewicz:
WHOO!
IF WE WANT TO INTENTIONALLY WALK SOMEBODY CAN WE JUST SAY "AUTOMATIC
WALK" INSTEAD OF HAVING TO THROW FOUR BALLS? |
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**MikeSweeney** Um.
Yeah, I guess. |
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its_pronounced_meintkiewicz:
WHOO!
AND HOW ABOUT WE SET A RUN LIMIT EVERY INNING. MAYBE LIKE IF YOU
SCORE 10 RUNS THEN THE INNING IS OVER? |
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**MikeSweeney** Sure.
Doesn't matter to me. |
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its_pronounced_meintkiewicz:
WHOO!
AUTOMATIC WALK
AUTOMATIC WALK
AUTOMATIC WALK
AUTOMATIC WALK
AUTOMATIC WALK
AUTOMATIC WALK
AUTOMATIC WALK
AUTOMATIC WALK
AUTOMATIC WALK
AUTOMATIC WALK
AUTOMATIC WALK
AUTOMATIC WALK
AUTOMATIC WALK |
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its_pronounced_meintkiewicz:
WHOO!
MY TURN TO BAT |
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run_elvys_run:
WHA A JERK |
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BitTerrence:
/gurgle |
