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**OnlineHost** You have entered the Colorado Rockies' clubhouse chatroom. |
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Hurdlewax: Vinny, you've meant a lot to this franchise over the years. |
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CastillaBallot: thanks coach |
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Hurdlewax: I'll remember you for always having a hairstyle that was fashionable exactly one decade ago. Although...it's 2006, you're a little late for the bowl cut. |
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CastillaBallot: oh jeez it's 2006?
/stomps on m-frame Oakleys, puts on wraparound Oakleys |
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Hurdlewax: You were best known, though, for hitting 40 home runs a year throughout the mid-90s. If you were to play for any other team that translates to 13 home runs, a bloop double, and maybe a hug from your mom. |
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Hurdlewax: So as a measure of tribute, we've declared today "Vinny Castilla Day". |
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CastillaBallot: i don't know what to say! |
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Hurdlewax: Well to be honest, Vinny, neither did we. That's why we've asked indie music sensation Sufjan Stevens to stop by the clubhouse and sing for us! |
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**OnlineHost** SufjanSuccotash has entered the chatroom. |
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SufjanSuccotash: hey guys thanks for having me for "vinny castilla day", sounds ripe for the kitschin' to me |
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SufjanSuccotash: this song is called "vinny castilla day", off my upcoming album "colorado is colo-radical!" ! |
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CastillaBallot: yaaaaay |
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SufjanSuccotash: /strums banjo
oh my gooohhhddddd |
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SufjanSuccotash: oh my gohhh-eee-yohhhd
ooooo-oooooooo-oooooooh |
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SufjanSuccotash: /says "ooooooooh"; rattles tambourine for 8 minutes |
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SufjanSuccotash: /deep breath
denvervailcoloradosprings
broncosrockiesnuggets
rockymountains
glorious STATE! glorious STATE!
/plays triangle with feet
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CastillaBallot: is this song even about me |
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SufjanSuccotash: i'm getting to it |
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SufjanSuccotash: /plays ukekele with violin bow
/sings
it was vinny castilla day, the giant man of the rocky mountains, shoulders broad |
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CastillaBallot: oh this is the good part i bet |
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SufjanSuccotash: aaaaaand then my sort-of girlfriend died of cancer and was hit by a train at the same time and everybody cannot find jobs and god is a jerk but i am a christian for irony's sake ooooooooooooooooh |
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CastillaBallot: could you just play "happy birthday" or something |
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SufjanSuccotash: /bangs on snare drum with two didgeridoos |
