The Dugout
By Jon - 9-13-06
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  **OnlineHost** KingOfPap and pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth are playing Madden 2007 over XBOX LIVE.
pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: this is a bunch of bullpucky why cant kyle farnsworth aka longbomb silver pick a passing play
KingOfPap: yor on defense
pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: shut in the fuck up and pick a defense play
KingOfPap: cant im on offense
pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: well what play are you picking
KingOfPap: pa slot post
pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: youve picked pa slot post the last 77 times are you trying to provoke me to put down my joypad and drive out of new york and "connect a cut" into your jaw
KingOfPap: no plz
pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: well fine then pont block it is

/moves lone return man to line of scrimmage and presses "hype crowd" button repeatedly
KingOfPap: that wont work y dont u use cover 2
pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: cover 2 is for afraidy cats why dont i just go dress in a skirt and purchase car insurance while im at it
pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: i need a play with a lot of lines and arrow and thats what pont block is, now if you excuse me sack martyr kyle farnsworth is going to slamtackle your jagged ass into your own n zone
pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: whats that called again
KingOfPap: safety
pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: who the f designed this fucken sport, the kid from pagemaster before he went into book world
KingOfPap: lol

pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: check it up chucklefuck

/aligns defense to form image of middle finger

pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: click clack click clack we must protect this house

KingOfPap: k
  **OnlineHost** KingOfPap has completed an 89-yard touchdown pass.
  **OnlineHost** KingOfPap is now leading 83-0.
KingOfPap: :)

pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: this game is fucken broke how did you do that

KingOfPap: /kicks extra point

u had triple coverage on the ref

/kicks off

pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: well how do you do a joke move

KingOfPap: move the r stick

pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: /moves R stick

so the other day carlos mencia did something white people did and it was great he was like "

pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: well i cant do it good but it was fucken great, it ended with his eyes gettin real big

**OnlineHost** pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth has been tackled.

pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: you fucken homophone i just joked you out of your shoes and you know it