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ElCaliente: Let's see...the nurse said room C74. All right, this is it. |
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Elijah_Price: /pokes head out of door outside of hall
heyyyyy guardado-meister, how's it hangin? |
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ElCaliente: Oh, hey, not too bad. |
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Elijah_Price: So they set you up in C74? That's wicked as hell! |
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ElCaliente: Yeah, pretty cool. Although I'm really just trying to stay here long enough to get the tendon in my elbow repaired, then I'm out of here. |
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Elijah_Price: Whatever dude, you're missing out. We throw some kickass parties on this floor. |
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ElCaliente: What?
/peeks head in door
You're making yourself pretty comfortable in here, huh?
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Elijah_Price: Yeah bro, you kind of learn to make the best of things when you spend so much time here. I'm pretty much the stud around here. In fact, I've been the B.M.O.I.C.U. since I tore my hamstring in 2001 and tore the patella tendon in my knee in 2002 and ruptured my ankle tendon in 2003 |
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ElCaliente: Well I don't think
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Elijah_Price: and tore my hamstring again in 2004 and then ruptured the hamstring later in 2004 |
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ElCaliente: Well I
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Elijah_Price: and then strained a tendon in my foot in 2005 |
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ElCaliente: Well
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Elijah_Price: and then hurt my knee earlier this season |
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ElCaliente: ...
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ElCaliente: Well
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Elijah_Price: and am here now for a dislocated right toe |
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ElCaliente: Fuck! Are you done?
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Elijah_Price: for the moment |
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ElCaliente: You know, if a future civilization stumbles upon wherever you keep your old casts and ankle braces and shit, they're going to think we were giant squid-like beings with like 10 hamstring-appendages flopping around.
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Elijah_Price: Man, it sure beats being on the abled list. Whenever I go home to my family it's like staying at a hotel or something. |
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Elijah_Price: That's why I like coming back here to "the pad". I'm thinking about building a loft if they let me. You ever seen one of those things? My buddy Schmo built one down the hall last semester |
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Elijah_Price: I mean last season |
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Elijah_Price: Yeah dude, and I'm thinking of putting my Dave Matthews Band poster right about...there. Oh, and dude, do you know where I can find that poster of that Belushi guy from Animal House with that shirt that says "COLLEGE"? The one where he's drinking straight from the bottle? |
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ElCaliente: I can check and get back with you but I'm pretty sure you can find it in every dorm room that has ever existed since the beginning of time
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Elijah_Price: Wicked! Oh, and I want that big black and white poster with the two lesbians making out. |
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ElCaliente: This one?
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**OnlineHost** ElCaliente is now directly connected. |
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ElCaliente:
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Elijah_Price: fuckin right |
