The Dugout
By Jon - 9-6-06
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melvin_on_up: You're up, kid.

/hands bat

AtCarlosQuentin: yep

melvin_on_up: Now listen to me. Do not touch the changeup. Do not approach the changeup.

melvin_on_up: You'll hit him nothing but soft bloopers. Hit the slider only, no exceptions. If he attempts to throw you anything inside, do not accept it. Do you understand me?

AtCarlosQuentin: gulp

melvin_on_up: You don't want to have this man in your head. Believe me.

AtCarlosQuentin: /steps into batter's box
Anibal_Lector: hellaw carlos
AtCarlosQuentin: hi dawktur lectur
Anibal_Lector: I have a no-hitter on the line. Do you see my team in the dugout, brave Carlos?
AtCarlosQuentin: yesh i do dawktur lectur
Anibal_Lector: Listen to them, Carlos. That man wants me to get the hook so he can come in the game.
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girardi_and_cola: No, for the last time, you aren't getting in the game. He has a no-hitter going.
LoganCantSing:it puts the logan in the pen or else it gets the 0s again
girardi_and_cola: Yeah, but we want zeroes on the board. Are you retarded?
LoganCantSing:PUT THE FUCKING LOGAN IN THE BULLPEN
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Anibal_Lector: You're not going to allow him reason to replace me, are you, Carlos? You're going to ground out, aren't you, dear Carlos?
AtCarlosQuentin: dawktur lectur i am torn between doing what is right and your intriguing personality

Miggs: /takes a few steps in

I CAN SMELL YOUR BUNT