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**OnlineHost** You have entered the Red Sox Exercise Room chatroom. |
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**OnlineHost** FranconaBun has entered the chatroom. |
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FranconaBun: So? Did you get Manny to exercise? We've got to get his knee back in shape. |
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OrtizItThisOne: It wasn't easy. |
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FranconaBun: How'd he do on the NordicTrac? |
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OrtizItThisOne: He wouldn't go near it. He thought it was a giant spider trying to eat him. |
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FranconaBun: Rowing machine? |
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OrtizItThisOne: Thought it was a giant spaceship trying to eat him. |
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FranconaBun: The exercise bike? |
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OrtizItThisOne: He wiped out pretty bad. Next time he's wearing a helmet. |
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FranconaBun: Medicine ball? |
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OrtizItThisOne: Befriended it. |
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FranconaBun: What about the elliptical machine? |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: noooo nefer
it look like a man on a ohmeal box |
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OrtizItThisOne: He says it looks too much like the Quaker Oats guy. |
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FranconaBun: But how does |
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OrtizItThisOne: Please don't ask me questions I don't know the answers to. |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: /shiver |
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FranconaBun: /exasperated sigh
All right, well what the hell? Did he do anything at all? |
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OrtizItThisOne: Actually, yeah. He figured out the treadmill. It's going so well! |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: yah watch at me!!
/runs treadmill |
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FranconaBun: I don't think I've seen him run that many steps without tripping over himself. How's he doing it? |
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OrtizItThisOne: I'm pretty sure he just doesn't know how to get off. |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: /gasp gasp gasp
/stops running |
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**OnlineHost** MannyTheTorpedoes has fallen off the treadmill. |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: /knee broken in 674 places and requires Tommy John surgery |
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FranconaBun: SON OF A BITCH |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: my knee being my knee |