The Dugout
By Jon - 9-4-06
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  **OnlineHost** You have entered the Red Sox Exercise Room chatroom.
  **OnlineHost** FranconaBun has entered the chatroom.
FranconaBun: So? Did you get Manny to exercise? We've got to get his knee back in shape.
OrtizItThisOne: It wasn't easy.
FranconaBun: How'd he do on the NordicTrac?
OrtizItThisOne: He wouldn't go near it. He thought it was a giant spider trying to eat him.
FranconaBun: Rowing machine?
OrtizItThisOne: Thought it was a giant spaceship trying to eat him.
FranconaBun: The exercise bike?
OrtizItThisOne: He wiped out pretty bad. Next time he's wearing a helmet.
FranconaBun: Medicine ball?
OrtizItThisOne: Befriended it.
FranconaBun: What about the elliptical machine?

MannyTheTorpedoes: noooo nefer

it look like a man on a ohmeal box

OrtizItThisOne: He says it looks too much like the Quaker Oats guy.
FranconaBun: But how does
OrtizItThisOne: Please don't ask me questions I don't know the answers to.

MannyTheTorpedoes: /shiver

FranconaBun: /exasperated sigh

All right, well what the hell? Did he do anything at all?

OrtizItThisOne: Actually, yeah. He figured out the treadmill. It's going so well!

MannyTheTorpedoes: yah watch at me!!

/runs treadmill

FranconaBun: I don't think I've seen him run that many steps without tripping over himself. How's he doing it?

OrtizItThisOne: I'm pretty sure he just doesn't know how to get off.

MannyTheTorpedoes: /gasp gasp gasp

/stops running

  **OnlineHost** MannyTheTorpedoes has fallen off the treadmill.

MannyTheTorpedoes: /knee broken in 674 places and requires Tommy John surgery

FranconaBun: SON OF A BITCH

MannyTheTorpedoes: my knee being my knee