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**OnlineHost** MiltonBradley has entered the Oakland
Athletics chatroom. |
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Crosbys_Still_an_Ass:
psst. hey,
check out the new guy! |
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mustkieltyqueen:
oh, he's that
guy we traded for! dude, you know his name is milton
bradley, right? |
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Crosbys_Still_an_Ass:
you're shitting
me! think anyone's ever joked about it before? |
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mustkieltyqueen:
i
dunno man! let's go fuck around with him a little! |
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Crosbys_Still_an_Ass:
*PFFFFFFFT* this
is gonna be great high five! |
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mustkieltyqueen:
/high five |
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Crosbys_Still_an_Ass:
so uh, hey, I
hear your name is milton bradley? |
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MiltonBradley:
Yeah, that's me. |
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mustkieltyqueen:
*PFFFFFFF*
oh man. so uh |
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mustkieltyqueen:
uh |
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mustkieltyqueen:
so
do you uh like to play monopoly? |
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MiltonBradley:
Actually, that
particular game is distributed by Parker Brothers.
Regardless, I suppose that it is a fun game to play from
time to time. |
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mustkieltyqueen:
oh |
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Crosbys_Still_an_Ass:
well when you
hit a home run do you call it a "connect four"? |
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MiltonBradley:
Nah, that hadn't really occurred to
me. Pretty clever, though! |
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Crosbys_Still_an_Ass:
oh |
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Crosbys_Still_an_Ass:
oh oh! do
you use a "battleship" game instead of a baseball bat when
you play baseball? |
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MiltonBradley:
No, a baseball bat works just fine.
I suspect that not only would using a copy of "Battleship"
in lieu of a baseball bat violate several baseball rules and
regulations, it would also be rather unwieldy and
ineffective. |
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Crosbys_Still_an_Ass:
oh yeah i guess |
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mustkieltyqueen:
well |
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mustkieltyqueen:
well uh |
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**OnlineHost** 73 hours pass. |
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Crosbys_Still_an_Ass:
oh well hey |
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Crosbys_Still_an_Ass:
hey do you play or have you ever been
known to play this particular game which was once
distributed by milton-bradley (the board game creator)?
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mustkieltyqueen:
yeah,
whenever you get sick do you catch "the omega virus"? |
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MiltonBradley:
No, I rarely get sick. When I
do it's usually a cold or something, which I recover from in
a few days. |
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Crosbys_Still_an_Ass:
well |
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Crosbys_Still_an_Ass:
well you're
wearing the wrong hat you stupid son of a bitch |
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MiltonBradley:
:( |
