The Dugout
By Jon - 6-26-06
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| **OnlineHost** You have entered the Minor League Baseball chatroom. | |
| Mikulikahi_MikuHinyHo: Oh shucks. I thought for sure that Clemens was out at second on that play. Oh well, this is the minor leagues. Winning takes a back seat to developing players to perform well at the major-league level. | |
| TheNatural: But wait! This is an away game. It's opposite day! | |
| Mikulikahi_MikuHinyHo: Oh! Oh crap! /charges mound |
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| **OnlineHost** Mikulikahi_MikuHinyHo wants to directly connect. | |
| **OnlineHost** Mikulikahi_MikuHinyHo is now directly connected. | |
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Mikulikahi_MikuHinyHo: |
| Mikulikahi_MikuHinyHo: I AM GOING TO PROTEST THIS CALL BY LOUDLY, COLORFULLY AND EMPIRICALLY DEMONSTRATING THAT THE RUNNER WAS OUT. I AM GOING THROUGH ALL THIS TROUBLE BECAUSE IT IS QUITE COMMON FOR AN UMPIRE TO REVERSE A CALL IF IT IS CLEAR THAT I REALLY REALLY WANT HIM TO DO SO. | |
| Ump: No dice. Get lost. | |
| Mikulikahi_MikuHinyHo: well okay /turns to walk back to dugout |
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| TheNatural: Looks like I'm going to win. You'll never reach fifth base in time! | |
| Mikulikahi_MikuHinyHo: Fifth base? What the fuck? Fifth base? ohgodohgodohgod where is fifth base | |
| Mikulikahi_MikuHinyHo: There's got to be a way out of this jam. Think, Jim! Think! oh wait there's fifth fucking base |
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Mikulikahi_MikuHinyHo: |
| Mikulikahi_MikuHinyHo: awright workin' the mikulik magic once again | |
| TheNatural: Well according to my scorecard the score is still -74 to Z. | |
| Mikulikahi_MikuHinyHo: This is bullshit! How come you get to make all the rules? | |
| TheNatural: Because I am in the Zone of Absolute Rule. What I say is law, and if you don't hide home plate I'll score and win! | |
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Mikulikahi_MikuHinyHo: OH NO |
| TheNatural: Oh no! Where is it? I can't find home plate! Where is it? You'll win for sure! I'm doomed!!! | |
| Mikulikahi_MikuHinyHo: hahahaha i win this time you striped son of a bitch | |
| TheNatural: But wait. That means...you can't score either! Victory is mine! | |
| Mikulikahi_MikuHinyHo: AAAHH OH GOD WHERE DID I BURY THAT THING |
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| Mikulikahi_MikuHinyHo: THERE IT IS I FOUND IT I WIN |
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| TheNatural: Not so fast. There aren't nearly enough baseball bats in the Zone of Consequence! | |
| Mikulikahi_MikuHinyHo: oh for the |
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| Mikulikahi_MikuHinyHo: Victory is mine, fuzzbrain! | |
| Ump: What the hell are you doing? | |
| Mikulikahi_MikuHinyHo: I'm trying to win at Mikulikball. What, isn't it obvious? Can you think of any other logical explanation for my behavior? Hobbes, can you believe this guy? | |
| Ump: Who? | |
| Mikulikahi_MikuHinyHo: uh hello, my friend, can't you see him | |
| Ump: Um. Well, I see a completely lifeless, inanimate doll with no trace of a personality. | |
| TheNatural: /motionless |
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| Mikulikahi_MikuHinyHo: hey what the fuck you hobbes |
