The Dugout
By Jon - 6-21-06
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| **OnlineHost** You have entered the "Around the Horn" chatroom. | |
| oh_reali: Today's top item: Our very own Jay Mariotti has been called out by White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen. He said, quote, "What a piece of shit, fucking fag." | |
| oh_reali: So, gentlemen! What's your response? | |
| WoodyPaigedHeWantsHisJokeBack: /dances around in sombrero cinco de mayo!!!! |
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| oh_reali: Cinco de Mayo was like a month ago. Anyway | |
| WoodyPaigedHeWantsHisJokeBack: pay attention to meeee /puts sombrero in mouth oogie boogie boogie |
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| oh_reali: Anyway, let's start with the man in question. Jay Mariotti, what do you have to say in response to Guillen's comments? | |
| MariottiWithChildren: i think that they should chop woody paige in half and make him eat his own butt | |
| oh_reali: Oh crap, I must have forgotten to mute you for the rest of your life. | |
| **OnlineHost** oh_reali has blocked MariottiWithChildren. | |
| MariottiWithChildren: /mouths "doyyy" and gives self bunny ears | |
| oh_reali: On one hand, Guillen should have been more careful with his words and stopped to think about who he might offend with such language. | |
| oh_reali: But on the other hand, Jay Mariotti is kind of a worthless piece of shit and often times when one tries to come up with a descriptor for such a man, one is at such a loss for words that he or she is prone to spew out any derogatory team that comes to mind. | |
| AdandeWarhols: Guillen says he was basically trying to call Mariotti a coward. What's wrong with just calling him "coward"? That's a pretty harsh thing to call someone. The word "fag" doesn't have any place in intelligent discussion. | |
| **OnlineHost** AdandeWarhols has been awarded two points. | |
| WoodyPaigedHeWantsHisJokeBack: well we have to find something bad to call him ... sombrerroooo |
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| WoodyPaigedHeWantsHisJokeBack: oh_reali: woody paige take off that sombrero you look zany and ridiculous!!!! me: no way "jose"! |
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| AdandeWarhols: Well, maybe we should invent a new word to describe Jay Mariotti. Clearly the most hateful words we currently have at our disposal aren't cutting it. | |
| oh_reali: True. All right then! Time to rattle off all the ideas for Jay Mariotti slurs you can think of. Go! | |
| NotLeanRyan: sexcrap! | |
| **OnlineHost** NotLeanRyan has lost one point. | |
| WoodyPaigedHeWantsHisJokeBack: ass-philanthropist! | |
| **OnlineHost** WoodyPaigedHeWantsHisJokeBack has lost one point. | |
| NotLeanRyan: rectum sorceror! | |
| **OnlineHost** NotLeanRyan has lost one point. | |
| WoodyPaigedHeWantsHisJokeBack: butthole patent attorney! | |
| **OnlineHost** WoodyPaigedHeWantsHisJokeBack has lost one point. | |
| NotLeanRyan: self-employed position (speaking relative to the human ass) | |
| **OnlineHost** NotLeanRyan has lost one point. | |
| WoodyPaigedHeWantsHisJokeBack: albert smith | |
| **OnlineHost** WoodyPaigedHeWantsHisJokeBack has lost 1000 points. | |
| oh_reali: DING! All right, scores are in! Looks like...uh-oh. Woody Paige loses this round of Around the Horn! | |
| WoodyPaigedHeWantsHisJokeBack: /look of despair | |
| oh_reali: /hovers finger over button LAST WORDS, NE'ER-DO-WELL |
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| WoodyPaigedHeWantsHisJokeBack: i, uh /looks down /sobs quietly into upside-down-turned sombrero |
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| oh_reali: The last words of a man who spent his life wallowing in insignificance and dumping word-garbage in our ears. AND SO IT SHALL BE! /pushes button |
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| WoodyPaigedHeWantsHisJokeBack: ACCKKKKkkk#@$#%ckkkk | |
| **OnlineHost** WoodyPaigedHeWantsHisJokeBack has been beheaded. | |
| WoodyPaigedHeWantsHisHeadBack: /rolls around on floor | |
| oh_reali: We know too well the dangers and consequences of losing in Around the Horn. Set his carcass aflame have it dragged through the city streets by chariot! | |
| MariottiWithChildren: /licks finger and writes "1" on imaginary scoreboard | |
| MariottiWithChildren: /mouths something about how michael jordan is the worst basketball player who ever lived |
