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DuffyTheDamnPiratePlayer: Coach, you wanted to see me? |
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TracyTakesOn: You know as well as I do that a .194 average won't fly in the major leagues, Chris. We're sending you down so you can work on your swing. |
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DuffyTheDamnPiratePlayer: Coach! Hi, I'm Chris Duffy. I was sent down to |
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TracyTakesOn: Chris. You were just here two seconds ago. |
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DuffyTheDamnPiratePlayer: Oh shit. I saw all the AAA-caliber players and I just thought |
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TracyTakesOn: No, yeah, I know. Don't worry about it, I can see how it would happen. |
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TracyTakesOn: Here, let me check the schedule for you. The problem here is that when you're on the Pirates there's logically nowhere to be demoted to. You're going to have to transmigrate your soul and reincarnate as a lesser being. |
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DuffyTheDamnPiratePlayer: But if I do that where is Ryan Doumit's soul going to go? |
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TracyTakesOn: Have you ever looked at that motherfucker's eyes? No way he has a soul. |
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god_doumit: hey guys i'm gonna go kick a small child into a well and then maybe go visit ebaums world |
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god_doumit: jesus christ it's dark in here |
