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**OnlineHost** You have entered the "Talk of the Nation" chat room. |
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ConanTheQuinquagenarian: This is Talk of the Nation. I'm Neal Conan, from NPR News in Washington. |
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ConanTheQuinquagenarian: Our guest this hour is a man they call simply "The Professor". His fastball clocks at 101 miles per hour, but he is perhaps best known for his almost Nolanian fight record - he is 2-0 in on-the-field brawls as a pitcher. |
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ConanTheQuinquagenarian: Joining us today in the studio is Yankees pitcher Kyle Farnsworth. Glad to have you on the program today. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: who are you did rush limbob go on vacation |
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ConanTheQuinquagenarian: No, ah, ah, I believe that Mr. Limbaugh works, eh, ah ,ah, eh, on the AM side of the radio dial. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: can you do that thing where he gets mad at ladies in the army and rustles his papers and goes "datalapdatalapdatalapdatalap" |
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ConanTheQuinquagenarian: Eh, ah, Mr. Farnsworth, I'm curious, eh, ah, why do you wear your wedding ring on your middle finger? |
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**OnlineHost** pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth wants to directly connect. |
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**OnlineHost** pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth is now directly connected. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: sometimes your mouth is full of meat loaf baked just for you and you want to say "fuck you" and "i am married to you" at the same time |
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ConanTheQuinquagenarian: Fair enough. Let's get some callers in on the conversation. Josh from Toronto, you're on the air. |
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faulty_towers: Yes, hi. I'm pretty much the worst pitcher in baseball and I think it might be because I'm not as intimidating as you. Do you have any pointers for a guy who's really struggling with his pitching? |
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ConanTheQuinquagenarian: Eh, ah, ah, ah, eh, ah, yh, Kyle? Any suggestions? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: well step 1 is to try to cough real hard and maybe your nuts will pop out. step 2 is to |
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ConanTheQuinquagenarian: I'm sorry, I'd just like to interrupt you briefly to say that you're listening to Talk of the Nation, on NPR News. |
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ConanTheQuinquagenarian: Eh, eh, I'm sorry Kyle, eh, ah, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, ah, ah, eh |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: eep opp ork ah ah and that means you a bitch next call |
