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RiveraRunsThroughIt: Kyle, word is I'm not going to be able to pitch for a little while. You're going to have to take over closing duties until I come back. |

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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: correct your neck young buck, kyle the tool man farnsworth takes guidance from no man |

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RiveraRunsThroughIt: Yeah. Well I know you've closed before, but from experience I've learned it's sometimes hard to adjust from a middle relief role. You should |

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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: riddle me this kyra sejwick: how does this tall drink of water get a w |

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RiveraRunsThroughIt: The closer's job isn't really to get wins, Kyle. It's to save games. We want to take the lead our team has given us, and hold onto it for them. |

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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: well flannel man farnsworth does not appreciate the raw rub, tell me how to get a win |

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RiveraRunsThroughIt: Well, you could get a win by coming into a game, blowing the lead, and having the offense rally and win in the bottom half of the inning. But of course that's completely counter-productive from a team standpoint. |

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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: oh my god i have won the jackpot. time to go cash in my gamble coupons at the customer service desk |
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**OnlineHost** pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth has been credited with a blown save and a win. |

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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: /opens newspaper
what the frick why is there a "bs" next to my name in the box score |

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RiveraRunsThroughIt: It stands for "blown save". |

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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i'm going to punch my paperboy in the dick |

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KingOfPap: !!! dont im swwy |