The Dugout
By Jon - 6-4-06
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RiveraRunsThroughIt: Kyle, word is I'm not going to be able to pitch for a little while. You're going to have to take over closing duties until I come back.


pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rthcorrect your neck young buck, kyle the tool man farnsworth takes guidance from no man


RiveraRunsThroughIt: Yeah. Well I know you've closed before, but from experience I've learned it's sometimes hard to adjust from a middle relief role. You should


pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rthriddle me this kyra sejwick: how does this tall drink of water get a w


RiveraRunsThroughIt: The closer's job isn't really to get wins, Kyle. It's to save games. We want to take the lead our team has given us, and hold onto it for them.


pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rthwell flannel man farnsworth does not appreciate the raw rub, tell me how to get a win



RiveraRunsThroughIt: Well, you could get a win by coming into a game, blowing the lead, and having the offense rally and win in the bottom half of the inning. But of course that's completely counter-productive from a team standpoint.


pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rthoh my god i have won the jackpot. time to go cash in my gamble coupons at the customer service desk


**OnlineHost** pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth has been credited with a blown save and a win.


pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth/opens newspaper

what the frick why is there a "bs" next to my name in the box score


RiveraRunsThroughIt: It stands for "blown save".


pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rthi'm going to punch my paperboy in the dick


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