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GlengarryGlenRuss: Coach, I think I want to take off some time to spend with my wife. |
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TheConstantGarner : Of course. Whatever you need. You have to serve this suspension anyway, so you might as well. |
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GlengarryGlenRuss: Yeah. I just can't believe it took me four pitches to hit Bonds. |
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TheConstantGarner : To be honest, me neither. Throwing at Bonds and not hitting him is kind of like jumping out of a plane and missing the ground. |
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GlengarryGlenRuss: True. Well, maybe this will help me regain my focus. See you later!
/turns to leave
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**OnlineHost** GlengarryGlenRuss has walked into the wall opposite the door. |
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GlengarryGlenRuss: /bonk
ow
/turns to leave |
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**OnlineHost** GlengarryGlenRuss has walked into the wall adjacent to the door. |
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GlengarryGlenRuss: /bonk
oof
/turns to leave |
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**OnlineHost** GlengarryGlenRuss has walked into the other wall adjacent to the door. |
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GlengarryGlenRuss: /bonk
gak
/turns to leave |
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**OnlineHost** GlengarryGlenRuss has found the door. |
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GlengarryGlenRuss: /pulls doorknob out |
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GlengarryGlenRuss: /pushes doorknob in |
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GlengarryGlenRuss: /turns doorknob counterclockwise |
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TheConstantGarner : Oh Jesus Christ. Just |
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GlengarryGlenRuss: /turns doorknob clockwise |
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TheConstantGarner : All-all right. Good. There you go. Have a nice trip. |
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GlengarryGlenRuss: /attempts to push door open |
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GlengarryGlenRuss: /attempts to slide door to the right |
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TheConstantGarner : GOD DAMMIT HERE. JUST HERE.
/opens door
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GlengarryGlenRuss: Thanks, I just kind of lost my touch for a minute there. |
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TheConstantGarner : No problem. Hey, while you're out there, tell that pitcher of ours I want to see him. You know, the one who looks like an aborted gorilla fetus. |
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GlengarryGlenRuss: Sure thing! |
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**OnlineHost** GlengarryGlenRuss has left the Houston Astros Manager's Office chatroom. |
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**OnlineHost** GlengarryGlenRuss has entered the Houston Astros Clubhouse chatroom. |
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GlengarryGlenRuss: Hey guys! Listen, I was just talking to Coach and he wanted me to |
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AFishCalledWandy: GNAAAA-A-A-A |
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status_qualls: urk urk gurk |
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ham_on_rye: GROOOOOOO |
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LidgeOnTheRiverKwai: ohrrrrrrRRORHHH |
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GlengarryGlenRuss: oh jeez! |