The Dugout
By Jon - 5-23-06
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**OnlineHost** You have entered the Houston Astros Manager's Office chatroom.


GlengarryGlenRuss: Coach, I think I want to take off some time to spend with my wife.


TheConstantGarner : Of course. Whatever you need. You have to serve this suspension anyway, so you might as well.


GlengarryGlenRuss: Yeah. I just can't believe it took me four pitches to hit Bonds.


TheConstantGarner : To be honest, me neither. Throwing at Bonds and not hitting him is kind of like jumping out of a plane and missing the ground.


GlengarryGlenRuss: True. Well, maybe this will help me regain my focus. See you later!

/turns to leave


**OnlineHost** GlengarryGlenRuss has walked into the wall opposite the door.


GlengarryGlenRuss: /bonk

ow

/turns to leave


**OnlineHost** GlengarryGlenRuss has walked into the wall adjacent to the door.


GlengarryGlenRuss: /bonk

oof

/turns to leave


**OnlineHost** GlengarryGlenRuss has walked into the other wall adjacent to the door.


GlengarryGlenRuss: /bonk

gak

/turns to leave


**OnlineHost** GlengarryGlenRuss has found the door.


GlengarryGlenRuss: /pulls doorknob out


GlengarryGlenRuss: /pushes doorknob in


GlengarryGlenRuss: /turns doorknob counterclockwise


TheConstantGarner : Oh Jesus Christ. Just


GlengarryGlenRuss: /turns doorknob clockwise


TheConstantGarner : All-all right. Good. There you go. Have a nice trip.


GlengarryGlenRuss: /attempts to push door open


GlengarryGlenRuss: /attempts to slide door to the right


TheConstantGarner : GOD DAMMIT HERE. JUST HERE.

/opens door


GlengarryGlenRuss: Thanks, I just kind of lost my touch for a minute there.


TheConstantGarner : No problem. Hey, while you're out there, tell that pitcher of ours I want to see him. You know, the one who looks like an aborted gorilla fetus.


GlengarryGlenRuss: Sure thing!


**OnlineHost** GlengarryGlenRuss has left the Houston Astros Manager's Office chatroom.


**OnlineHost** GlengarryGlenRuss has entered the Houston Astros Clubhouse chatroom.


GlengarryGlenRuss: Hey guys! Listen, I was just talking to Coach and he wanted me to


AFishCalledWandy: GNAAAA-A-A-A


status_qualls: urk urk gurk


ham_on_rye: GROOOOOOO


LidgeOnTheRiverKwai: ohrrrrrrRRORHHH


GlengarryGlenRuss: oh jeez!