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LicenseToPills: what better person to hear it from than me? me. |
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LicenseToPills: the other day i was going to the mcdonalds with my family and the guy asked me if i wanted to add a large drink |
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LicenseToPills: and i was just like "that has nothing to do with me. my job is to play baseball. people are gonna do what they're gonna do." |
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LicenseToPills: hey hold on
/reclines back at 45 degree angle in chair that is apparently made of pillows
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LicenseToPills:
i'm just gonna sit here for the rest of the show |
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LicenseToPills: so i like hangin out with my familyyy and my baby girllllll shes such an angellllll
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LicenseToPills: bringin me waterrr when i wanna work ouuuut
bad people can't have daughterrrs |
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LicenseToPills: ah man
guys i'm gonna take a nap. being awake just really has nothing to do with me. consciousness can do what it*zzzzzzzzzzz*
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LicenseToPills: nyung huh wha? mm! i'm up! i'm up! |
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LicenseToPills: the thing about the city of san francisco is that it is a giant labyrinth comprised of long, dimly-lit hallways
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LicenseToPills: the truth of the matter is, i'm black whether you want to accept it or not. i just wanted to make sure you were aware that you resent me for being black. |
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LicenseToPills: jeeeez fuckin' tirrrred
i'm gonna find the one couch in the center of a crowded room and go all like zzzzzzzzz
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LicenseToPills: dzz-dzz-zzt *snort* mmm |
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LicenseToPills: aw c'mon mom just five more steroids |
