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InJapan_Bowden: Are you having fun, sweetie pie? I'm having fun in Miami! I'm having a good old time! |
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InJapan_Bowden: Isn't this your hometown? |
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TheLivanEnd: my unconscious body washed up on the shore here and was found lashed to construction-grade plumbing equipment |
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TheLivanEnd: so yes i suppose you could say so
listen livan aint cheap, you gonna buy him a meal
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InJapan_Bowden: well, uh, y'see |
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InJapan_Bowden: y'see i spent all m' money on a big-name player i don't have room for
oh jeez sorry i'm sorry |
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TheLivanEnd: sorry? i know you're sorry |
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InJapan_Bowden: Hey get it? "'Soriano' you're sorry"? Heh! Heh? |
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TheLivanEnd: no
listen i think i'll just beat you up
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InJapan_Bowden: dyowww word munchers |
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**OnlineHost** InJapan_Bowden has just been beaten up by his girlfriend. |
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**OnlineHost** InJapan_Bowden has been stopped by a police officer. |
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**RoomMonitor** Sir, is everything all right? |
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InJapan_Bowden: We're A-okey-dokey, officer! Doin' just great! Yes sirree bob! Yes! Drink'n'drive! |
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**RoomMonitor** What? |
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InJapan_Bowden: Nothing! Something! Do you know why I stopped you tonight? Nice weather we're having officer! oasdubvajklsbgjkgjl |
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**RoomMonitor** Just get out of here. |
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InJapan_Bowden: Yes sirree bob! They don't call him Drivin' Jim Bowden for nothing!
/runs first stop sign I can possibly run |
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**RoomMonitor** All right, buddy. What's the story? |
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InJapan_Bowden: /wrings hands
g'doh i'm no good at this drunk drivin' business |
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**RoomMonitor** You need help. You're coming with me. |
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**OnlineHost** You have entered the Major League Baseball Spousal Abuse Chatroom. |
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ChuckFinn: Hi! |
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InJapan_Bowden: Hey neighbor! |
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ChuckFinn: ... |
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ChuckFinn: ... |
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ChuckFinn: Hey do you think I could beat up my grandma if I wanted to? Like if I were really mad? Do you want to see my muscles? Would you like to arm-wrestle? I have a lot of money! I could hire a bodyguard! Not that I'd need one! You know what I think about women? Women are man-eaters! All of 'em! They just chew ya up and spit ya out! When I go to Heaven with 40 naked ladies I'm not gonna hug 'em and kiss 'em! I'm gonna build a log cabin with 'em and stay inside and make big ol' lines of dominos! Settin' em up knockin' em down! I can crush a pop can with my bare hands! I do it for charity for the recycling service! Just to help 'em out! I like the trees and all that noise! Hey, you want to fight? Just for fun? You want to put on this dress? Just for fun? |
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InJapan_Bowden: dyowww shoppin' malls |
