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Yost_of_ChristmasPast: Team, after years of despair, we have at last brought the NL Central title to Milwaukee. Now I want you party your asses off and celebrate like champs! You've earned it! |
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Yount2_Aight: I'm not sure this is wise, Ned. These guys aren't used to partying. We haven't been to the playoffs in a quarter-century. |
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Yost_of_ChristmasPast: Look, I'm not going to deny my team the opportunity to soak this in. They earned it.
They've set up the champagne in the clubhouse, everybody! Have at it!
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FoolMattWise_ShameOnMe: Hey, all right! It's like fizzy grape juice. Well, it's been fun, gang! Time to go drive around in my car! |
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**OnlineHost** FoolMattWise_ShameOnMe has accumulated 17 DUIs. |
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Yount2_Aight: Wait, you didn't tell them champagne has alcohol in it? |
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Yost_of_ChristmasPast: Well no, everybody knows that. |
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Yount2_Aight: Yeah, everybody who doesn't play for Milwaukee. None of these guys know what champagne is. Look around. These guys have never had anything to celebrate about in their lives. Which is a large part of what makes them the Milwaukee Brewers. |
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Yount2_Aight: These guys clearly have a lot to learn about celebration safety. |
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TomoOhkChop: oh hey a giant water flavored fruit roll upGASP GASP GASSPP |
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**OnlineHost** TomoOhkChop has gagged in the clear protective plastic coating spread around the clubhouse. |
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Kolbb: OH MY GOD
HANG ON TOMO I WILL SAVE YOU
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**OnlineHost** Kolbb has given up a double, a triple, two walks, a balk, a hit batsman, and a home run to TomoOhkChop's asphyxia. |
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Kolbb: dyowww horseradish |
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Yount2_Aight: And I don't even think I mentioned that you guys haven't even won the division. |
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Yost_of_ChristmasPast: Sure we did. Look! |
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**OnlineHost** Yost_of_ChristmasPast wants to directly connect. |
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**OnlineHost** Yost_of_ChristmasPast is now directly connected. |
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Yost_of_ChristmasPast:
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Yount2_Aight: Oh. Um, the thing is, you actually have to hold onto the lead until the season ends. I guess that wasn't ever explained to you guys either. |
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BowLegged: /holds pennant on head
IT'S LIKE DUNCE CAP FOR FLAT PEOPLE
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