The Dugout: Spring Training
By Jon - 4-1-06
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| big_uNYt: Guys, I was thinking. We've made such a terrible reputation for ourselves. We look like a bunch of greedy assholes. I think need to start being admirable human beings. | |
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pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: good idea hey correct me if im wrong but doesnt the admirable have to go down with the ship farewell uss randy is a hominid, you served well in many a battle |
| big_uNYt: Dammit, Kyle. I'm serious. | |
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pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: lieutenant! release shut the fuck up charges and down periscope. awoooga awoooga |
| big_uNYt: It's like you enjoy being an asshole. I don't know what's wrong with you. | |
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pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: number 1 we have encountered some sort of particle field that seems to be transforming organic matter into a bunch of pantyhoses who need to get laid and play some god damb john madden nfl football. warp 9 engage |
| big_uNYt: Well, what about the rest of you? Doesn't it bother you guys that we as Yankees have the reputation we do? You know, that reputation used to be "great". Now it's "spoiled". | |
| homosexual_rod: WHA JOO CALL SPOILT MY BOI TAKE CARE A ME! I GET WHA I DESERF | |
| JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Yeah, nothing's too good for my girl. You're damn right I'll spoil her rotten! | |
| homosexual_rod: HEEHEE BOI-I-I JOO BEHER STOPPPP | |
| big_uNYt: This is bullshit. I want off this team. | |
| homosexual_rod: well jOO KNOWHAAA |
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| homosexual_rod: JOO CAN GEH THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME RIGH NOW GEH LOST BOI | |
| big_uNYt: ... /pffffpfhht |
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| big_uNYt: okay okay okay i'm actually a total dick april fools |
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| homosexual_rod: WHEWF! | |
| JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Awwww shit. You had me going. You had me! Shit, that was good! | |
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pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: hey now let's have some warning next time, field general farnsworth and the uss das boot nearly blew you to kingdom kong |
