The Dugout: Spring Training
By Jon - 3-29-06
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**OnlineHost** You have entered the Los Angeles Angels Spring Training chatroom.
BootsAreDoingGreat: /attempts to throw ball
**OnlineHost** The ball falls lifelessly to the ground as though it has been simply dropped.
BootsAreDoingGreat: God this is lame. Here, just hit your ball off the tee. At least you'll get some swings in.
VladTheIM-PLAYER: /bat passes through ball

Esto es insustancial.


/chucks ball at ground
chpwned/moves to field slow roller to second

It passed through my glove! Th...there's nothing to bobble!
mathis_for_nerds: This clearly is not working. How are we going to practice if we can't interact directly with this plane of existence?
BootsAreDoingGreat: One of us needs to commit a mortal sin. There's no way around it.
chpwnedThe question is, which one of us would be willing to cast himself into Hell so we could get in a decent day's BP?
**OnlineHost** JoshPaulingAround has entered the chatroom.
JoshPaulingAround: Hey, uh, hey guys!
VladTheIM-PLAYER: Aquí está nuestra ocasión, hombres.
mathis_for_nerds: Hey...yeah. Josh, guess what? I think I saw Josh Paul try to reach first on a dropped third strike.
JoshPaulingAround: DYOWWW WHY YOUUU

FOOL JOSH PAUL ONCE SHAME ON YOU
FOOL JOSH PAUL TWICE SHAME ON JOSH PAUL
  **OnlineHost** JoshPaulingAround has shot himself dead.
  **OnlineHost** JoshPaulingAround has left the chatroom.
BootsAreDoingGreat: /throws
VladTheIM-PLAYER: /hits
chpwned/bobbles
mathis_for_nerds: AT LAST ALL IS AS IT SHOULD BE
**OnlineHost** You have entered the Hell chatroom.
JoshPaulingAround: Hey, hey all! hey

Whatcha up to?
slap_schott: KNACK IT OFF IM BUSY

/draws swastika on forehead with piece of brimstone