The Dugout: Spring Training
By Jon - 3-27-06
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**OnlineHost** You have entered the Los Angeles Dodgers Spring Training chatroom.
SmokeSomeGagne: Coach, I'm just going to come out and say it. I'm pretty disappointed that you haven't put me in a single game all Spring Training.
BigTroubleInLittleGrady: Towel boy! Get me some water! Or is that the waterboy's thing?
ledee_of_defeatUh, Coach? That guy's pretty much the premier closer in the league. Don't you think he has a point?
BigTroubleInLittleGrady: Closer? Oh really? So what are you then, the fartheraway?

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ledee_of_defeatYou are an idiot.
MisnomarCan we at least see your pitching rotation?
BigTroubleInLittleGrady: All right, that's like the 25th time I've heard the term "pitching rotation" this Spring. Can someone please explain it to me?
SmokeSomeGagne: It's a staff of five or so pitchers who pitch games for you.
BigTroubleInLittleGrady: What? Last I heard there was only one mound on the diamond. Osoria has things well under control. Right, Osoria?
OsoriaWon'tDoItAgain: yas bos
  **OnlineHost** OsoriaWon'tDoItAgain has pitched all 288 Spring Training innings.
  **OnlineHost** OsoriaWon'tDoItAgain's elbow has fallen off.
OsoriaWon'tDoItAgain: loek at me im a moster
BigTroubleInLittleGrady: So answer me a question. Relief? Who liefed the first time? That's what I want to know!