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**OnlineHost** You have entered the Oakland Athletics Spring Training chatroom. |
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Machavelli: I'm glad to have you, Frank. I am. |
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Machavelli: It's just...I was hoping you'd give us some depth. |
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The_Big_Injured: And that's exactly what I offer. |
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Machavelli: Well. Um. We had 25 roster slots. But we had to dedicate one of those slots to the guy who's going to have to push you around the bases in a wheelbarrow in the event that you get a hit that is not a home run. |
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Machavelli: So as to protect your ankle, six slots will be filled up with the guys who are to lay face-down and form a relatively soft, fleshy path for you to walk on as you travel from the dugout to the on-deck circle, and then to the batter's box. |
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Machavelli: In addition, the movements of your ruined, atrophied frame will be coordinated by a team of fifteen skilled puppeteers. |
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The_Big_Injured: Did you get the Neighborhood of Make-Believe guys or the Fraggle Rock guys? |
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Machavelli: We hired the team who does Elmo. |
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The_Big_Injured: Son of a bitch.
/thrashes around wildly
/ruins Sesame Street
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Machavelli: So that leaves two roster slots. Volunteers? |
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Crosbys_Still_an_Ass: hey uh hey yeah i'll play |
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mustkieltyqueen: huhuh yeah me too
/shoves |
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Crosbys_Still_an_Ass: huhuhuh heyyy
/shoves back
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mustkieltyqueen: /shoves back
aw man forget you |
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Machavelli: Knock it off!
As of now, this is the defense we will be putting on the field. |
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**OnlineHost** Machavelli wants to directly connect. |
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**OnlineHost** Machavelli is now directly connected. |
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Machavelli:
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mustkieltyqueen: that is such a screenshot of baseball for the atari 2600 |
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Machavelli:
/folds depth chart into paper airplane
/flies |
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**OnlineHost** A paper airplane has hit TheBigInjured in the hat. |
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The_Big_Injured: AAAAGUGGGGH
/ankle is stricken with cancer; explodes |
