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| YoungLOL: hey dayad i'm playin basbaw gayme |
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OldLOL: Yes. That's true. Shut up and swing. |
| YoungLOL: okayyyyyy /swings |
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| **OnlineHost** YoungLOL has hit a home run. | |
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OldLOL: I can't believe it! |
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OldLOL: But you know one thing I can believe in, son? That God is real and that he has a plan for your life! |
| YoungLOL: tel me morr |
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OldLOL: You see, God loved you and I so much that he sacrificed his Son for us! Can you imagine that? |
| YoungLOL: nop | |
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OldLOL: Well, he did! You know, there's a reason I brought you to this field today. I'm going to show you a real-life illustration of God's love! Batter up! |
| YoungLOL: but dayad i'm just done run the bayses but ok | |
| **OnlineHost** OldLOL has buzzed YoungLOL high and tight on a pitch. | |
| YoungLOL: AAAHH dayad u gav me fright |
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OldLOL: Why, I only wanted the story of Jesus come alive for you! Of course, I didn't really want to hurt you there, so I didn't quite hit you. But God really did want to hurt his son Jesus and he made him die, thereby absolving humanity of sin per some sort of weird provision in the universal book of law that God actually wrote himself. Now son, would you like to accept Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior? |
| YoungLOL: i don't knnow poppo i got lots questions about ittt | |
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OldLOL: I am glad you are ready to! Now pray the pray the prayer with me. |
| YoungLOL: /kneels and closes eyes dear god i feellll like got peaks an valleys in my life annnnn |
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OldLOL: pfffft sike hit the showers lil goddam bitch |
| **OnlineHost** OldLOL has hurled a 97 MPH fastball at YoungLOL's face. | |
| YoungLOL: AAAAAHH *thok* wwwwWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHH |
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| YoungLOL: why com u do that fow dayad | |
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OldLOL: I am a big jerk. |
