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Francoeuest: Guys.
Look
what I just read! They're calling the Mets to win!
We're the underdogs this year!
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jewish_smores: Ha.
Who this time?
...Jeremy Crasnick? Don't believe what that guy writes. I
think he eats crumpled-up losing lottery tickets for breakfast.
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Francoeuest: You're
not worried at all? The Mets made some serious additions this
year.
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AChipOffTheOl'_erJones: The
Mets? Seriously? Come on, kid. The Mets "make
some serious additions" every year.
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AChipOffTheOl'_erJones: I
think they were first picking the Mets to overtake us in like
1998. Either the Mets are terrible at baseball, or this is the
longest year in the history of the world.
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jewish_smores: Yeah.
Seriously, Jeff. You're going to hear that prediction a lot from
sportswriters this season. That's because sportswriters have the
long-term memory and deduction skills of a retarded knat who is high on
LSD.
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jewish_smores: Anyone
who tells you we're not going to win the division is a dipshit.
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: hey
fools brace your butts for the kyle farnsworth noise comin to mettle in
your affairs
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jewish_smores: Oh.
Uh, hey Kyle.
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: shut
up yourself because i'm bringin essential vitamins and minerals to your
meal
you
ballsters aren't winning the game this year
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jewish_smores: Ha.
How do you know that?
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: allow
me to produce my 1992 sporting news baseball yearbook. and i quote
"no tomahawk choppin this year"
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: and
here it says that brian mcrae is a talented young ballplayer
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: ooh
ooh and travis fryman is a hard-working, intense overachiever
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: whoooaa
strat-o-matic baseballllllll
neeeeeat
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: c'mon
guys let's play c'mon
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: "C.R.
shortstop" has a .316 average against lefties on turf lol fork over the
stand-up double you fruitbag
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AChipOffTheOl'_erJones: /sigh
I wish this game were at least MLBPA-endorsed.
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Francoeuest: "G.B.
Third" has tagged you out trying to steal third base © (a property of Major League
Baseball)
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jewish_smores: Man,
you don't have to say that every single time you say the name of a base.
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Francoeuest: I'm too
young to go to jail.
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