By Jon - 2-13-06
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BallparkFrank:   Bearing, 17'24". 


InJapan_Bowden:   Rear engine engaging.
BallparkFrank:   No, no, no.  We're going to spin her out.  Level it off.
InJapan_Bowden:   But
BallparkFrank:   Level it off.  We don't need to ascend that quickly.  We'll ascend parallel to the rock face.
InJapan_Bowden:   ...You're right.  Okay.  Rear engine halted.
BallparkFrank:   Okay, on my mark, steer left 31 degrees, rear motor on full, front motor on half.  Watch the front axle, we're about to hit some bumps.
InJapan_Bowden:   Full stop.
BallparkFrank:   Full stop?  Why?
InJapan_Bowden:   ...
BallparkFrank:   Come on, input.  Talk to me.  Why the--
InJapan_Bowden:   --hold on...okay.  Camera in position.  Locked.
BallparkFrank:   All right.  Hey, let's get some communication going.  I mean, it's cool, I --
InJapan_Bowden:   --yeah, sorry.  I just saw something that might turn into a situation.
BallparkFrank:   No, no problem.  Let's just keep the communication flowing.
InJapan_Bowden:   Agreed.

Okay.  Maneuvering around rock face.
BallparkFrank:   Steady.
InJapan_Bowden:   Decreasing motors to 1/4 power.  Climbing.
BallparkFrank:   ...steady...
InJapan_Bowden:   ...climbing.  Two...TWO WHEELS UP.  Front wheels up. 
BallparkFrank:   Front motor.  Front motor.
InJapan_Bowden:   Front motor 3/4...center axle is up.
BallparkFrank:   Transfer to rear.
InJapan_Bowden:   We're up.  We're up.  Successful placement has been achieved.  We are now atop Home Plate.
BallparkFrank:   Well done, everyone!  Excellent work.
BallparkFrank:   All right.  Can you make that hold for 1458 innings?
NoneLoaiza:   No.
BallparkFrank:   Okay, then.  Everyone grab a pipe wrench, we're going to go kneecap the Atlanta Braves.