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**Online
Host** You have entered the "What If ESPN Were Around In 1943"
chatroom. |
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EXLXLXLXLPN:
Here we are, at World Series XL! This is certain to be an
XL-sized event! |
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EXLXLXLXLPN:
"XL", as you may or may not know, is a common abbreviation for "Extra
Large"! |
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EXLXLXLXLPN: In other news, XLXLXLXLXLXLXLXLXLXLXLXLXLXLXLXL
XLXLXLXLXLXLXLXLXLXLXLXLXLXLXLXL
XLXLXLXLXLXLXLXLXLXLXLXLXLXLXLXL
XLXLXLXLXLXLXLXLXLXLXLXLXLXLXLXL
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TheMusialSuspects: What? That doesn't
make any sense. You're creating an entire theme for this World
Series from a word play. How is this necessarily an extra large
sports championship series?
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EXLXLXLXLPN: Why, we'll show you! You
there! Come here! What makes this World Series especially
"X.L." (by that I mean "Extra Large")? |
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MyKleinOfGuy: I have no clue. My
last name means "small" in German, which I guess might count for some
points if it's opposite day.
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EXLXLXLXLPN: Oh. Well, uh, you
there! What makes this particular series of games large to an
extraneous degree? |
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tiny_bonham_carter: I don't know, but way to
interview the guy whose first name is Tiny.
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tiny_bonham_carter: Seriously, what the fuck
is wrong with you people? I know know you're proud of it, but
there comes a time at which you just have to make yourself stop
indulging yourself at the expense of the sanity of others. Don't
say "XL" in a context other than "the number 40" ever again.
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EXLXLXLXLPN: aw weaksauce |
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tiny_bonham_carter: Don't say that either.
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EXLXLXLXLPN: aw man
All right, we've now got 23 hours and 14 minutes' worth per day
to fill. |
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EXLXLXLXLPN: Hey, in the year 1943 do you guys
have handsomely-dressed women playing 9-ball to a standing crowd of 75
that applauds politely, or is that technology not yet in place? |
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TheMusialSuspects: Look, maybe you don't belong
in the year 1943.
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EXLXLXLXLPN: I guess you're right. The 2006
World Series will give us so much better material anyway. |
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EXLXLXLXLPN: CIII looks kind of like a gun bullet! |
