By Jon - 2-1-06
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**Online Host**  You have entered the "Straight Man" chatroom.
**MikeSweeney**  So then the 9250th guy turns to the (48.356)th  guy and says, "At these prices, I'm not surprised!"
CalJr2131:  Ha!  That was awesome.
OrtizItThisOne:  Yeah, that was seriously funny stuff.  Perfect setup.

**OnlineHost** homosexual_rod has entered the chatroom.
homosexual_rod:  HEYYYYY CHOLOS

WHAS UP
CalJr2131:  Oh.

Uh, hey.
homosexual_rod:  JOO GUYSS KNOW ANY GOOD NAKKIT LADY WEBSITES
OrtizItThisOne:  What the hell are you talking about?
homosexual_rod:  DEREK SAYS I CAN' COME ALONG WHEN HES HAVINK FUN WITH HIS FRIENS.  WELLLLLL I SHOW HIM I CAN JUSS BE ONE A THE GUYSS!
OrtizItThisOne:  Well...um.  Did you see the that this room's called the "Straight Man" chatroom?
homosexual_rod:  ...

...YAHHH
homosexual_rod:  WHAT JOO SAYINK CHOLO
OrtizItThisOne:  Ohhhhhh...crap.  You think...Oh. God.  Sorry.
homosexual_rod:  OOOOOOOH OK JOO DON NEET TO SAY NO MORE
CalJr2131:  We don't mean it that way.  We're not talking about that.  We're talking about the more sane and sober ones of us who traditionally observe the more colorful characters with a sense of bemusement.
homosexual_rod:  /smacks lips

MMMMMBOI JOO TOO LATE!  aRAH KNOWS WHAT JOO REALLY THING OF HER! 
**MikeSweeney**  No, listen.  We don't care about that.  There's nothing wrong with that at all.   It's just that you're clearly one of the more animated guys.  
homosexual_rod:  aRAH HASS HER ENOUGHF!  I'M GETTINK MY MAN IN HERE JOO GUYSS GONNA GET IHHHHHHHH MMMMMMMMMMMM

**OnlineHost** homosexual_rod has invited JeterJeterPumpkinEater into the chatroom.

**OnlineHost** JeterJeterPumpkinEater has joined the chatroom.
JeterJeterPumpkinEater:  Hey...uh, what's going on?
homosexual_rod:  BOIIIII JOO FUCK THESE CHOLOS UP ROWDY OR NO CINNAMON ROLLS FOR JOO TOMORROW MORNINK
JeterJeterPumpkinEater:  /sigh

Come on, let's get out of here.
homosexual_rod:  WAS JOO SAY TO ME
JeterJeterPumpkinEater:  Just...come on.  Go.  Now.
homosexual_rod:  ...
JeterJeterPumpkinEater:  ...now.
homosexual_rod:  ...OHHHH KAYYYYY

**OnlineHost** homosexual_rod has left the chatroom.
JeterJeterPumpkinEater:  Sorry about that, guys.  You know how it is.
**MikeSweeney**  Don't sweat it.   Hey, maybe you should drop back in here sometime.
JeterJeterPumpkinEater:  Um...yeah.  I actually don't think that would work out too well.
JeterJeterPumpkinEater:  You see, I have a lot of buttsex.