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**OnlineHost** You have entered the Nearest Convenience Store chatroom. |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: /drops armload of Fruit by the Foot on counter
aight this dont have ta get grody |
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LadyCashier: /gasp |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: go on punch it in, dont want ya inventory ta get all fucked up |
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LadyCashier: /punches "DMITRI YOUNG" key on register
Here's your receipt, Mr. Young. |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: see we can do this nice like |
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LadyCashier: Ha! Yes! You sure do like that Fruit by the Foot, don't you? |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: nah i hate that shit, it's fa my kids |
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LadyCashier: You're a father? |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: yee an proud of it
hey ya got any colorin books |
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LadyCashier: Goodness, I'm afraid I don't! |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: ya fuckin deaf i said gimme some shit ta color |
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LadyCashier: Well, um, I have a 'How To Administer The Heimlich Maneuver' wall poster back here. |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: jackpot hand it ova |
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LadyCashier: You know, Mr. Young, you really shouldn't feed your kids so much candy! They could get cavities! |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: the fuck you talkin bout im a great dad
what the fuck is cavities |
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LadyCashier: They're holes in your teeth! |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: ill make a fuckin hole in ya soul |
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**OnlineHost** SteakGrowsOnDmitri is choking the hell out of a cashier |
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LadyCashier: /unconscious |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: gangbang |
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**OnlineHost** You have entered the Young Household chatroom. |
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LadyNanny: Boys! I think I hear a car in the driveway! |
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MiniMitri1: Father is home? |
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MiniMitri2: Father is home! |
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MiniMitri1: FATHER IS HOME |
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**OnlineHost** The two children holds hands and dance about in a circle. |
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**OnlineHost** SteakGrowsOnDmitri has entered the chatroom. |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: heyyy ya little shits, come give pops ya hugs and kisses |
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MiniMitri1: /hugs
We missed you, Father! |
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MiniMitri2: /kisses
Where did you go, Father? |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: /grins
i heard yall been good so i got ya lil rugrats some presents
/takes off hat |
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MiniMitri1: Fruit by the Foot! Father bought us Fruit by the Foot! |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: why yall like that shit anyway it tastes like gumbys dick |
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MiniMitri2: Because when you're finished, you can use the wrapper as police tape! See, it says "DO NOT CROSS" on it! I'm going to put it on my bedroom door! |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: sheeit i think i still got some a that shit wrapped around my escalade
that reminds me yall boys want any police badges |
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MiniMitri1: As if! |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: what the fuck dont never give me that guff
where the fuck you learn that guff |
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MiniMitri1: From Kim Possible! We watch it every day! |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: what in the FUCK is kim possible
nevamind im gonna have a little talk with ya nanny |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: /hands poster
yall boys be good an color this shit and eat ya gumby dick, i'm a have some chitchat with ya nanny |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: /walks into kitchen
the fuck you lettin my boys watch |
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LadyNanny: Oh, those boys love Kim Possible. It's a cartoon show about Kim Possible, a girl who's not your average teenager! She gets into*gurrk* |
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**OnlineHost** SteakGrowsOnDmitri is choking the hell out of a nanny |
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LadyNanny: ACK ACK ACKKKKK |
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MiniMitri1: Oh no, Father! Nanny is choking! |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: i told ya lil offsprings to stay in there, what the fuck ya doin |
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MiniMitri2: We heard noises! Father, look!
/holds up Heimlich poster
We can help! |
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MiniMitri1: What is she choking on, Father? |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: her transgressions an misdeeds |
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MiniMitri1: Hold on, Nanny, I'll save you!
/performs Heimlich with all of manchild strength |
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LadyNanny: /vomits on floor |
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MiniMitri2: /points at floor
It smells of transgression! It smells of misdeed! I have learned new words today! |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: /chuckles
fathahoods a beautiful bitch |
