AChipOffTheOl'_erJones: Selig has been hanging around this entire series. I've been trying to get a read on the guy, but it's not easy.

AChipOffTheOl'_erJones: Whenever I catch a glimpse of him behind the skybox glass, he's always animated. Throwing his hands up and everything. Is he arguing Bonds with someone? Is he even talking about Bonds?

JetersNeverProsper : I can't tell. I've watched his interviews with the press and they're just about the most nebulous things I've ever seen.

AChipOffTheOl'_erJones: Check this out. The other day he was talking to Hank Aaron.

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JetersNeverProsper : Hmm. You'd think he'd be talking about Bonds, but what's left to say about him? And then again, what the hell else could he be saying to Hank? What else could he, or we, possibly hope to know?

homosexual_rod: "DO JOO THINGK JEET SHOUL BE ABUL TO HANGK OUT WITH HIS FRIENS INSTEAT OF SITTINGK AH HOME AN RUBBINK aRAH'S FEET IN A NAVY UNIFORMP"

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: "should the busta who made tha recommended servin size 15 pringles be allowed the use a his legs"

WordUpThome: "HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING THE TENNIS MA

WordUpThome: MATCH"

Pujol_Junkie: are you shaking your head no

lol e'paradox

Corky_Romano: "IS IT OKAY FOR SAMMY TO SEE A RERUN OF 'LIFE GOES ON' AN WAN TO CORG HIS BAT WITH THE ENTIRE CASS"

pr0f3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: would the virile two armed wonder kyle "left and right fists" farnsworth get his nasty ass handt to him by the likes of a 90 yr old jim abbott

MannyTheTorpedoes: "whas your name my name is manny"

AChipOffTheOl'_erJones: Ah well. It's a question we'll probably never know the answer to.

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LicenseToPills: /steps to plate, fans erupt in cheers

hank_you_very_much: /stares

bud_is_wiser: ...

So how are you holding up these days, Hank?

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hank_you_very_much: sigh...