**OnlineHost** You have entered The Dugout: iPhone Chat!

Gammondorf: Hi, evrtybody! How art yoi guyts likinh the iphone.

pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: I like the iphome abiut as muxh as pkaying pick up sticls wirh my nuts.

Gammondorf: Yoi can type pretry well if you spend enougj timw typing yourt message.

That last sentence toik me 25 mimutes.

pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: Htf is franswirth mclane supoosed to talk loke a jaded basass if it uppertcases all my thoights and wishers.

pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: Wtf is that dot at the ernd of "wishers", eother ots the worlds mosrt squishprookf bug or this iphone is a pierce of ship.

JetersNeverProsper: I thimk thjat's a period. It puys it in for you auyomartically.

pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: And wtf is a period, a steriod yoi put in yoir dickjole.

Gammondorf: Maytbe i was wreong! I write that you guts liked the iphone.

InTheMidnightHoward: It wonrt let me reard the whole articlke.

Gammondorf: Yeah yoi have to hafe ESPN Indider.

InTheMidnightHoward: Sp I have to subscrive to simething so I can read a conmercial.

Gammondorf: Sirry.

pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: Iphone more like suxiohone

suxipjone

suxkplonw

gos dammit.

**OnlineHost** MannyTheTorpedoes has entered the chatroom.

JetersNeverProsper: Oh, thid should be prideless.

MannyTheTorpedoes:

(iPhone is thinking...)

(iPhone is thinking...)

(iPhone is thinking...)

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JetersNeverProsper: ...

InTheMidnightHoward: Wow.

Gammondorf: Oh my gordness.

**iPhone** You feel wonder. Amazement. I must know what you are feeling.

Gammondorf: He mist have entrered a lanhuage better ecpressed through ilkustration!

**iPhone** This one...yes. This child is special...yes.

**iPhone** We must contact a friend...yes.

**iPhone**

(Dialing PECOTA...)

**iPhone** I will leave a message, yes. He must be busy popping wheelies on a Midwestern highway, yes.

**OnlineHost** WordUpThome has entered the chatroom.

WordUpThome: HJY GYUYSD TGHIUS IS JI

WordUpThome: JIK

**iPhone** Stop. That tickles.

WordUpThome: IOK DIORTRYU