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PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey: PRIOR GET IN HERE |
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MarkPrevious: Yeah, Coach? |
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PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey: WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG I'VE BEEN YELLING AT YOU FOR THE LAST TWO DAYS |
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MarkPrevious: Well, you sent me to the minor leagues, Coach. I have to be transported from town to town in class-C military aircraft so I can frolic without risk of injury in a zero-gravity environment. |
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PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey: I HEARD YOU HAD SURGERY AGAIN |
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MarkPrevious: Yeah, I did. |
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PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey: WELL KNOCK IT OFF |
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MarkPrevious: Yes, sir. |
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PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey: AM I GOING TO HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THIS DICKBITE GETTIN HURT EVERY YEAR |
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HendryHuggins: Actually, Lou, you probably will. Let me take a look at his file...hmm, let's see here...he was sent on the disabled list July 21, 2025 with shoulder stiffness... |
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PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey: WHAT |
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HendryHuggins: ...put on the 60-day disabled list on May 6, 2025 after swallowing a penny... |
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PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey: WHAT |
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HendryHuggins: ...put back on the disabled list April 3, 2025 after attempting to knit a sweater while conducting a train... |
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PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey: PISS |
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HendryHuggins: ...went on the disabled list again on May 28, 2025 after getting into a domestic dispute with an emaciated 13-foot-tall man who could run 45 miles per hour and breathed Africanized killer bees out of his mouth when he shouted, transferred to the 60-day disabled list shortly thereafter... |
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PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey: AAAAAAA |
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HendryHuggins: ...placed on the disabled list March 28, 2025 due to injuries sustained from trying to "arm-wrestle Jesus" by climbing the tallest sycamore tree in the forest, fastening a noose to the highest branch, slipping his arm through and jumping off, transferred to the 60-day disabled list two months later... |
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PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey: WORST |
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HendryHuggins: ...went on the disabled list yet again July 14, 2025 after ill-advisedly sticking his arm into a wormhole on a bet and pulling it out to find that it had aged 12,000 years in a scant few seconds and had been tattoed with some sort of electronic silicon barcode that projected a hologram of a shaven, cloaked four-year-old whispering "Xonxor is your master" in a hybrid of English and Mandarin, then scarred and diseased from decades of nuclear fallout, then finally repeatedly bitten and poked with sticks by ghastly, mutated humanoids with heads six inches in diameter... |
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PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey: HORRIBLE |
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HendryHuggins: ...and once again placed on the disabled list August 12, 2025 after cutting his hand while mincing tomatoes. |
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PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey: OUCH |
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PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey: WELL HOLY SHIT |
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PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT |
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lumberjacks_kerrywood: Sorry, Coach, I'm on the disabled list again too. |
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PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey: WHAT THE FUCK WHY |
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lumberjacks_kerrywood: I have been going out at night and fighting crime. |
