By Jon - 1-7-06
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  **OnlineHost** You have entered the NL Central Goldeneye 007 chatroom.
yost_infection:   God.  These other guys are so much better than me.  I'm going to have to learn where all these guns are spawning and snatch them up so I'm not stuck with all the shitty weapons.
yost_infection:   OK guys, ready for another round?
tracy_tracy_tracy: yep!  Let's say...Complex, 10 minute limit, no handicaps, no Oddjob.  Paintball mode on, DK mode off.  Ready?
TheConstantGarner:   Ready!
yost_infection:   Ready!
**OnlineHost** The game has started.
**OnlineHost** TheConstantGarner has picked up a Rocket launcher.
TheConstantGarner:   SWEEEET
  OldLOL: WWWWOOOOOOOOSH
yost_infection:   OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT
**OnlineHost** tracy_tracy_tracy has picked up a D57 Duktsche.
tracy_tracy_tracy: YOU GUYS ARE DEAD
D57_Duktsche: BLAM BLAM

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
yost_infection:   OH GOD WHAT I AM GOING TO DO
yost_infection:   WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE WEAPONS IN THIS MAP
yost_infection:   Wait, what's that?  A gun!  I'm saved!  Now I can--
**OnlineHost** yost_infection has picked up a Kolbb.
Kolbb:   blicketyblicketyblicketyblickety
5.93 era 400 billion blown saves in a row
blicketyblicketyblicketyblickety
yost_infection:   FUUUUUUCK ME
D57_Duktsche: BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
  OldLOL: WWWWOOOOOOOOSH

/explosion
**OnlineHost** yost_infection has been killed.
yost_infection:   awww crap
**OnlineHost** doo nooooo NOO NOOOOOOOOOOO...
**OnlineHost** bwaaawwawwwaww
yost_infection:   All right, this sucks.  I have to find a real weapon.
yost_infection:   Here's one!
ThrowingNieves:   hey coach i know i haven't been on the team in 15 years but i can throw!!!
yost_infection:   SON OF A BITCH