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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: So, what's that you're playing? Travel Simon? |
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pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: yep an i'm dominaten the dance floor |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: I think you're playing it wrong. You're supposed to hit the buttons in the same sequence they light up. |
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pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: the nutty professor aint taken no instruction from a god damb handheld
i'm gonna break it down my way till its learnt whose teachin the lesson here |
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pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: /hits blue button
/SIMON buzzes
i'll break you with my brain or i'll break you with my big an uglies |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Seems like you should get a Tamagotchi or something if you want to teach it. |
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pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: i had one and it wanted to sleep an play math games all day so i hurled it to fucken cape town |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Anyway, I'm having problems with my lover. And I figured that as much as you talk big around here, you'd know a thing or two about it. |
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pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: if you want me to teach you about the underground railroad forget it it can't be learnt |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: It's nothing like that. At least, I don't think it is. |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: My lover, she wants me to get her a ring, right? And I'd love to. I'm doing everything I can. But things just aren't working out. |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: We don't go out to dinner like we used to. We don't sleep at each other's house. Our relationship has just cooled down. |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: My lover, she wants me to get her a ring, right? And I'd love to. I'm doing everything I can. But things just aren't working out. |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: But I love her, Kyle. I really do. |
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pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: love
is that the sex position where you sit up all night and talk about her friends from work
i heard you can get entropy doin that shit |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: I've even had my eye on the rings I'd get us. |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater:
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pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: so
oh is that a macaroni stonehenge |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: That's our team logo. Come on, man. |
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pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: well whatever
if this nutty professor 2: the klumps were to give advice it would be to motion o the ocean size o the wave |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: I have no idea how to apply that or if it's even a sentence. Anyway, thanks. If you see her, tell her I'm sorry and that I love her. |
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pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: ok i'll remember that if this well-dressed maniac ever walks into a building filled with ugly women |
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**OnlineHost** homosexual_rod has entered the chatroom. |
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homosexual_rod: WHERE DID THAT PIECE A SHIT GO |
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pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: down the toilet and to the center of the earth where argentines use it to flavor their stew
did you seriously not know how that worked |
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homosexual_rod: BOI I NEED SOME ONE TO TALG TO |
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pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: what can the "nutty professor 3: the revenge of norbit" help you to learn |
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homosexual_rod: MY BOI WON'T NEFER GET ME A RINK
THAT DUMN CHOLO DON'T LOVF ME |
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pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: wait what
boys don't love boys
actually boys don't love anything they just fuck and build suspension bridges |
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homosexual_rod: WAS DEREG HERE |
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pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: yeah he was in here yappin about bonin some girl |
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homosexual_rod: WAIT HE SAID HE WAS ¿¿¿TALKIN ABOUD A LATY??? |
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homosexual_rod: IM GONNA SNAB HIS PECKGER OFF |
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pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: since when do you give a south american shit |
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homosexual_rod: BOI JOO STUPIT AS FUCK
ME AN DEREG ARE A COUBLE |
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pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: you didn't finish yer sentence
yer a couple o what |
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homosexual_rod: SIGH
A COUBLE O LOVFERS! |
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pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: you and
wait a second
but wh |
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homosexual_rod: ooooooOOOOOOOH THE HECK!! ME AN THAT CHOLO ARE iiiiOFVER!!!! |
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pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: alex rodriguez is a dude
derek jeter is a dude |
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pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: /holds out wrist to consult calculator watch |
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pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: ok ok ok
...1 man plus 1 man...
...carry the fuck... |
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pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: wait they're
they're homos
i've given them countless high fives |
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pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: ohjeezohjeezohjeezohjeezohjeez
ohjeezohjeezohjeezohjeezohjeez
ohjeezohjeezohjeezohjeezohjeez
ohjeezohjeezohjeezohjeezohjeez |
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pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: /synapses overload
/psyche resets |
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pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: wahhh waahhh i'm a baby kyle farnsworth: oh hey i have a little brother i'm gonna play eskimos and stuff him into the freezer: why yes susie i'd love to go to prom with you: sorry susie i pee my pants when i'm in love: no dad i'm not a gay i just think fanny packs are convenient: why yes mr. baseball scout i'm good at baseball: i'm a chicago cub: i'm a detroit tiger: i'm an atlanta brave: i'm a new york yankee |
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pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: /stares blankly |
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pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: oh hey a pocket travel simon game |
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pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: /hits green button
/SIMON buzzes |
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pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: dont fucken tell me i don't remember you can garfunkel yourself |
