SteakGrowsOnDmitri: ay bra

DudeYerGettinADelmon: ay

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: who the fuck dis honky

pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: hey mr. black i think he said his name is damon young but he knows the words to the cops theme song, hes an all right cripblood in kyle farnsworths book of names

DudeYerGettinADelmon: he was talkin ta yo dumb ass ya fuckin headhat

pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: well lets see what the sam fuck does it say on my hat

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: where the fuck ya team logo

ya look like ya on a commercial fa "tom emanskis how ta be a faggit"

pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: quit crackerin wise, this is the hat that gets results

i would have no idea who in the fuck you are if i didn't recognise you as the beardo from 300

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: ha so we three negroes servin the lord

whos this honk

PECOTA: /casually leans against wall, munching beef jerky

I! AM THE PECOTA, MY SMALL MARKET BROTHER!

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: gimme that jerky

PECOTA: /looks down at jerky

NO

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: what tha fuck

whats ya teams payroll

PECOTA: COUPON BOOKS FOR HOUSEHOLD CHORES WE MADE FOR OUR MOTHERS!

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: shit ya got me beat, least we got $500 in aladdins castle tokens

we only got chad cordero cause i was tryin ta grab teddy bear out tha machine an fucked up

ya aight by me honk

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: who was that ladyman piece a shit ya jus fucked up brah

PECOTA: THAT! WAS THE ALEX RODRIGUEZ; ONE OF THE SCOTT BORAS' MANY CONTRACT KILLERS!

HE WORKS FOR THE DAVID GLASS

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: aight hol on lemme add em ta my list a bustas i need ta fuck up rowdy

mailman who stuffin electric bills in my mailbox

ol bitch at tha circle k

ol bitch at tha bp

ol bitch at tha stuckeys

kofi annan

muffuk who wont teach me the coin in tha ear trick

scott borass

david glass

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: aight im all set

pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: when are we gonna fight some faminefuckers, if we wait much longer the legend of kyle farnsworth master will start forgettin his karaty

**OnlineHost** Sinister, directionless cackling is heard.

PECOTA: FRIENDS! OUR TIME TO FIGHT HAS COME!

/readies majick

DudeYerGettinADelmon: /readies bat

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: /readies ham-fists

pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: /readies hat

PECOTA: ...

whineglass:

h e h e h e h e h e h e h h h h h h

PECOTA: SHOW! YOURSELF!!!

whineglass: /steps out from shadows

R R R H E E E E E E E E E E E E E

DudeYerGettinADelmon:

HAWWWW FUCK

PECOTA: DO NOT FEAR; LITTLE BROTHER!

whineglass: p e r h a p s

h e s h o u l d f e a r . . .

**OnlineHost** whineglass has now been granted Administrator status.

**whineglass**:

A N D S O S H A L L Y O U F E A R

A N D S O S H A L L Y O U D I E

P E C O T A A A A A A A A A A

PECOTA: STAY BACK, MY FRIENDS!

/breathes in

/breathes out

PECOTA:

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH

**OnlineHost** Safe.

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: ahaha what in the fuck

**OnlineHost** *shrug*