WordUpThome: HEY GUYS THIS IS JIM THOME.  LAST YEAR FOR THE PHILLIES I BATTED .274 AND KNOCKED OUT FORTY-TWO DINGERS.
webber: how do you know you batted .274?  I seem to remember you batting something completely different.  Am I wrong?
WordUpThome: WELL I PRETTY MUCH BATTED .274 BASED ON THE FACT THAT I REACHED BASE A LITTLE OVER ONCE FOR EVERY FOUR AT BATS.
webber: I would definitely say that you didn't bat .274.  I feel like there is no way to tell how many times you got a hit.  how am I even supposed to know that?
WordUpThome: JESUS CHRIST HOMBRE LET IT GO
webber: i think babe ruth is the worst player to have ever lived.
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