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WordUpThome: HEY GUYS THIS IS JIM
THOME. LAST YEAR FOR THE PHILLIES I BATTED .274 AND KNOCKED OUT FORTY-TWO DINGERS. |
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webber: how do you know you batted
.274? I seem to remember you batting something completely different. Am I
wrong? |
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WordUpThome: WELL I PRETTY MUCH
BATTED .274 BASED ON THE FACT THAT I REACHED BASE A LITTLE OVER ONCE FOR EVERY FOUR AT
BATS. |
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webber: I would definitely say that
you didn't bat .274. I feel like there is no way to tell how many times you got a
hit. how am I even supposed to know that? |
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WordUpThome: JESUS CHRIST HOMBRE LET
IT GO |
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webber: i think babe ruth is the
worst player to have ever lived. |