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MichaelTehader:
Mmm, nothing like the baseball diamond and a delicious orange juice to
celebrate the coming of Fall. |
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raffi:
may I have a sip of that please |
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MichaelTehader:
Sure, raffi! Nothing beats a TALL, frosty glass of O'Jay! |
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MichaelTehader:
hey, do you remember that show "tazmania" where his dad was alway |
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raffi:
hold on a second. Coach! Hey, coach! |
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SamPer_Fi:
Yes Raffi, what is it? |
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raffi:
I finally figured it out, these juices Tejada have been giving me are the
reason I tested positive for steroids, not that I use steroids! It's been Miggy's
fault all along! |
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SamPer_Fi:
What the shit are you talking about? |
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raffi:
And also one time I was on the DL so Tejada brought me some chicken soup.
That chicken soup made me feel better. How? HOW DO YOU THINK. |
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SamPer_Fi:
So you're saying not only did you not do steroids, but the reason why you
tested positively for them was because Miguel Tejada made you? |
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SamPer_Fi:
It's the fault of our best player, a positive figurehead in our community,
and a man who brings racial and familial unity to our ball club... |
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SamPer_Fi:
...instead of it being the fault of the aging, unsociable DRUG SPOKESMAN
who we've already learned lied with a pointed finger to our government? |
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raffi:
Yes, that makes perfect sense. |
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SamPer_Fi:
Raffi, go home. |
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MichaelTehader:
Also, get hit by a car on your way there. |
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raffi:
Wait, did I say Miguel Tejada? Where's my brain. I meant that
guy. It's that guy's fault. |
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koolaid_the_gang:
now what the fuck did i do |
