By B - 9-18-05
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BiggioSmalls:   Yo Moms, why you gotta have open-heart surgery? 
darling_voletta:   it's okay son, I will just wait until one of your off days.  I know you've been practicing real hard for the rap-off
BiggioSmalls:   Fereal, check it:

Who say Houston don't prosper
Astroz is actors, Astroz deserve Oscars

BiggioSmalls:   Me I'm, critically acclaimed, slug past your brain
Reminesce on teams who, Iguchi used to stink
BiggioSmalls:   Okay so it's hard to write gangsta rap about second basemen.
darling_voletta:   I think it is an example of peaceful magic
Machavelli:   Motherfucker, My fo' fo' make sure all yo' kids don't grow.
Machavelli:   One to the chest, another to his fuckin Astrodome
Now the shit can rest, yo tell him to leave me the fuck alone!
BiggioSmalls:   I don't fuck with the condoms,
The condoms is a problem from the A's getting sprayed,
Diseases, B.I.G.G.I.O. pleases
Machavelli:   I'm sure to be rich for 2006
I pull my 'capes, on tapes to make
Lets trace the second base, to the tape
With the baddest bass to date
BiggioSmalls:   Mark Ellis is a faggot and
BiggioSmalls:   oh crapola
**Online Host**
Machaveli has been shot.
darling_voletta:   Ohhh...this is the
big one. Hear that. Elizabeth? I'm comin' to join you honey!
Machavelli:   EXPECT ME, NIGGA, LIKE YOU EXPECT JESUS ALOU TO COME BACK
Machavelli:   seven gaaaaames oooOOOoOOooOOOOOh
**Online Host**
Machavelli has left the chatroom.  OR HAS HE?
Afenipack:   Excuse me, now that my son has left the chatroom I feel it would be best if we remembered his memory.
BiggioSmalls:   ok sounds good
Afenipack:   Are you still remembering?
BiggioSmalls:   yes
Afenipack:   Okay keep remembering
Afenipack:   All right continue remembering. 
darling_voletta:   I feel as though we should continue talking about what has just happened at all times