By B - 8-30-05
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ert_and_bernie:   I fancy myself a philosopher.
Torreumon:   expound
ert_and_bernie:   Well, I've thought about it long and hard and I've had an epiphany -- I know how we can overcome the Red Sox and win the World Series.
Torreumon:   tell me more
ert_and_bernie:   Guys, what's the major strong point of the Boston Red Sox?
big_uNYt:   LUCK.  NO.  CHEATING.  REVERSING THE CURSING.  OH GOD I DON'T KNOW
homosexual_rod:   BEETCHES GOTS TOO MANY GOOD PLAYERS
ert_and_bernie:   Precisely.  So how do we make it so that they don't have as many good players?
Torreumon:   $$$$$$
ert_and_bernie:   Not necessary.  We want that money for ourselves, right?
homosexual_rod:   JOO DAMN RIGHT.  A-ROD FUR COAT NOT BUY ITSELF.
ert_and_bernie:   Hence, the plan:  We take their worst player away from them.   That way, statistically, they will have to replace his role as "worst player" with someone else...
big_uNYt:   ...thereby causing one of their GOOD players to become their worst!   BRILLIANT BERNIE!  But where do we begin?
:   Hey guys, what's going on in this chatroom?