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ert_and_bernie: I fancy myself a philosopher. |
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Torreumon:
expound |
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ert_and_bernie: Well, I've thought about it long and
hard and I've had an epiphany -- I know how we can overcome the Red Sox and win the World
Series. |
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Torreumon:
tell me more |
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ert_and_bernie:
Guys, what's the major strong point of the Boston Red Sox? |
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big_uNYt:
LUCK. NO. CHEATING. REVERSING THE CURSING. OH GOD I
DON'T KNOW |
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homosexual_rod:
BEETCHES GOTS TOO MANY GOOD PLAYERS |
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ert_and_bernie:
Precisely. So how do we make it so that they don't have as many good
players? |
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Torreumon:
$$$$$$ |
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ert_and_bernie:
Not necessary. We want that money for ourselves, right? |
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homosexual_rod:
JOO DAMN RIGHT. A-ROD FUR COAT NOT BUY ITSELF. |
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ert_and_bernie:
Hence, the plan: We take their worst player away from them.
That way, statistically, they will have to replace his role as "worst
player" with someone else... |
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big_uNYt:
...thereby causing one of their GOOD players to become their worst!
BRILLIANT BERNIE! But where do we begin? |
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: Hey guys, what's going
on in this chatroom? |