By Jon - 8-2-05
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bobby-coxer:   Welcome to the team, Kyle!
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   sup rookie i'm not gonna stand for no ricketyshit around here so you better play to win
Andraeiousometimesyw:   Don't worry about that! We've won every division title since the first Bush administration.
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   oh yeah like in 1994 when you didn't win it is that what you mean
Andraeiousometimesyw:   What do you mean?  There was no 1994.
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   stop taking my water fountain cracker jack, that ain't true
Andraeiousometimesyw:   No, seriously. We had the year 1994 expunged from every historical document in existence.
Andraeiousometimesyw:   That reminds me, I think we expunged the Detroit Tigers too, as well as any and all traces of the organization. We now refuse to acknowledge any existence thereof.
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   i had better get a new hat
Andraeiousometimesyw:   What hat?  I don't see a hat.
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   do you have the power to put ryan caulfield: year one back on the air
Andraeiousometimesyw:   Jesus!  Put a shirt on!
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   will you bring a smile to an old man's face